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About
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Theatrical
Apr 16, 2009
Box Office
$34.6M
Budget
$20.0M
Return
1.7x
DVD / Blu-ray
Sep 8, 2009
Theaters
1
Directors
Writers
Producers
Music
Studio
Lionsgate, Lakeshore Entertainment, RadicalMedia
Trailers & Clips
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Cast
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Jason Statham
Chev Chelios
A
Amy Smart
Eve
D
Dwight Yoakam
Doc Miles
E
Efren Ramirez
Venus
J
Julanne Chidi Hill
Dark Chocolate
J
Jose Pablo Cantillo
Ricky Verona
R
Reno Wilson
Orlando
K
Keone Young
Don Kim
A
Art Hsu
Johnny Vang
J
J. J. Soria
Chico
B
Bai Ling
Ria
C
Clifton Collins Jr.
El Huron
D
David Carradine
Poon Dong
C
Corey Haim
Randy
G
Geri Halliwell-Horner
Karen Chelios
W
William Brent
Young Chev
J
Jamie Harris
Talk Show Host
J
John de Lancie
Fish Halman
H
Ho-Kwan Tse
Chinese Doctor 1
G
Galen Yuen
Chinese Doctor 2
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An American action comedy film series centers on a British hitman in Los Angeles named Chev Chelios who is poisoned and must keep his adrenaline flowing constantly in order to keep himself alive.
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Quotes
See all →A Disturbing Conversation About Heart Removal
Doc Miles
Hello, Doc Miles.
[''Answers phone'']
Chev Chelios
Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.
Doc Miles
Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!
[Doc Miles spews his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Confrontation Over a Missing Dessert
Chev Chelios
Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?!
Shot Gun Triad
Fuck you, Chelios!
[''Chev whacks him with the butt of the shotgun'']
Chev Chelios
Fucking grunt! You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?! Capische?! J- j- j- j- just spit the fucking name out!
[''Dips shotgun barrel in oil, pulls down the thug's pants, makes a face like; I-can't-believe-I'm-going-to-enjoy-doing-this and then brutally rams the shotgun up his anus''; ''Thug looks at him confused and Chev points to his heart while an on-screen subtitle says "strawberry tart=heart"''; ''The thug starts stuttering''; ''Starts further ramming the shotgun in the thug's ass and starts wiggling it'']
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
