Dwight Yoakam Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Dwight David Yoakam (born October 23, 1956) is an American singer-songwriter, actor and film director, most famous for his pioneering country music. Popular since the early 1980s, he has recorded more than twenty-one albums and compilations, has charted more than thirty singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts, and sold more than 25 million records.
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Dwight Yoakam Quotes
Unexpected Encounter on a Truck
Truck Driver: [points gun at Michael's head]
Does that tickle? Cause it won't if I pull the trigger! What the hell are you doing on my truck?
Michael:
Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare ya.
Truck Driver: [Smiles and points the gun closer]
Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?
Michael:
I was just trying to ditch my old lady.
Truck Driver:
You were WHAT?
Michael:
Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin horns and shit.
Truck Driver: [cocks gun and smiles]
Bullshit. Bullshit. Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!
Michael:
Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.
Truck Driver:
So you just climbed up on my truck?
Michael:
Yeah.
Truck Driver:
That's kind of stupid, isn't it?
Michael:
Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.
Truck Driver: [truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]
Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off.
Michael: [Michael climbs off the truck]
Oh, man.
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