Dwight Yoakam Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Dwight Yoakam

22 quotes

Sling Blade

Doyle's Critique of Biblical Understanding

Doyle Hargraves You believe in the bible do ya Karl?… Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat this one. This one begat that one, begat, begat. Lo and behold someone says some shit or another. Just how retarded are you?

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Crank

Searching for an Adrenaline Solution

Chev I'm looking for something which begins with E.

Pharmacist ]?

[[w:England|England]

Chev Very funny. No. ].

[[w:History of catecholamine research|Some kind of artificial adrenaline]

Pharmacist Artificial adrenaline?

Chev Yeah, I've got heart problems.

Pharmacist ].

[[w:Epinephrine|Epinephrine]

Chev Yes! Epinephrine. I love you. Epinephrine.

Pharmacist I can't give you epinephrine.

Chev Why?! Hey!

Pharmacist Just a minute.

Chev Oi! What do you mean... ] nearby] What is this shit?!

[''Noticing [[w:Decongestant|nasal decongestant]

Chester Nasal spray.

Chev Miserable bitch! What?!

Chester Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it. It'll get you tweaked, man.

Police Sure that's the guy?

Hospital staff Yeah.

Chev This room's clear.

Hospital security Yo, yo, yo! Yo! Stop! Stop! Jerk-off!

[''Chev gives chase'']

Chev Coming through! I know you motherfuckers have epinephrine. Clear the hallway! I'm having a bad day. Tell me you've got epinephrine on this cart!

[''Points gun at hospital orderly pushing a cart'']

Orderly You all right?

Chev Tell me you've got epinephrine! Motherfucker!

Orderly I don't know. I'll check.

Chev Get back!

Orderly Take it easy!

Chev ]?

[[w:American English|Do you understand fucking English]

Orderly Yes, I just don't know which drawer it's in.

Chev Come on, look! Give me the fucking epinephrine!

Orderly I don't know where it is, man!

Chev What is this, a rest home? What are you doing?! Hurry up! Get back!

Orderly ]. I don't know if I have it, give me a second!

[[w:Health insurance in the United States|We can't treat without insurance]

Hospital security Put the weapon down!

Chev What the fuck?! Where the fuck is it? My heart!

Orderly What?

Chev My heart!

Orderly Yeah, yeah.

Hospital security Drop your weapon now! What do you think you're doing? This is...

Chev Shut up! You! Gimme the epinephrine? Don't even think about it!

Orderly ]... ]... Epinephrine! Here it is! I've got it! Here you go.

[[w:Albuterol|Albuterol; [w:Barbiturate|Flortab]

Chev Gimme that.

Orderly Asshole.

Chev I'm not gonna tell you again. ...all right? Just be quiet. Juice me.

[''Referring to [[w:Defibrillation|defibrillator paddles]

Orderly Juice?

Chev Do it.

Orderly All right.

Chev Come on! I haven't got all day. Okay, I need both of them to... give them to me.

Orderly One. Two. Clear!

Chev Get the fuck back! Get out! How much of this stuff did he say to take?

[''Orderly defibrillates Chev causing him to shoot backwards into the elevator and the doors close''; ''Chev becomes hyper-adrenalised and runs maniacally out of the hospital'']

Doc Miles Chevy, we're in the air, man. Did you get the stuff?

Chev Got it.

Doc Miles Did you take it?

Chev Yup.

Doc Miles You took the whole thing.

Chev Yup.

Doc Miles I said 1/5th oḟ ạ syrịṇge. The shit's gonna kill you.

Chev Right.

Doc Miles Chest on fire?

Chev Check.

Doc Miles But you're cold.

Chev Check.

Doc Miles And you've ], don't you?

[[w:erection|got a steel hard on]

Chev Let me check. Check.

Doc Miles Your blood vessels are stimulated. ]'s so tight, you couldn't piss to save your life.

[[w:Urethral sphincters|Urinary sphincter]

Chev Urinary sphincter, check!

Doc Miles Get some ]. You at the hospital?

[[w:Hydrocodone/paracetamol|Vicodin]

Chev Negative.

Doc Miles Get some grass. That shit'll be out of your system in 30 minutes, or it'll kill you. This is costing me a fortune. I'll call you in 20 minutes when we land.

Chev Copy.

Doc Miles Hey, Chevy? You're a good dude. Been nice knowing you.

Chev Copy, out.

Newscaster Some medical emergency. Police have declined to name the man they say is still at large, on a citywide rampage that has left one man dead, dozens injured, and hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage... in it's smoking, bloody wake. ] of Chev appears] The suspect is a professional killer... with ties to organized crime and a long police record. He is considered armed and highly dangerous. We now continue with regularly scheduled programming, but stay tuned for continuing coverage of this bizarre story, as it unfolds... ] and steals his firearm]

[''A [[w:Facial composite|particularly well-done police sketch; ''Chev then walks up to [[w:California Highway Patrol|a police highway patrolman on a motorcycle]

Patrolman Oh, shit!

Chev Take it easy. Get back, pig!

Patrolman I... just give me the...

Chev Come on, then. Let's see you run, piggy. Come on, piggy.

Patrolman Give me the gun. Let's talk this over.

Chev Yeah, you want it? There. Let's go, come on.

[''Chev steals the motorcycle with the patrolman hanging and sparks flying from boots and Chev drives off and deliberately crashes the motorcycle'']

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Panic Room

Truth Revealed Through Actions

Burnham He's telling the truth.

[about Stephen Altman]

Raoul Yeah, he's telling the truth... you know how I know? Cause when I do this... ...people don't lie.

[Raoul points the gun at Burnham]

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Sling Blade

Frustration and Tension in a Conversation

Doyle Hargraves If you all don't shut up I'm about to go out of my mind. Ol Karl over here is about to bust a spring. He's already off balance.

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Panic Room

Questioning Past Decisions

Raoul Why the hell didn't we do that?

[Meg smashes the video cameras with a sledgehammer]

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Crank: High Voltage

A Disturbing Conversation About Heart Removal

Doc Miles Hello, Doc Miles.

[''Answers phone'']

Chev Chelios Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.

Doc Miles Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!

[Doc Miles spews his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]

Chev Chelios Listen, I'm deadly fuckin serious, Doc. These Triad motherfuckers cut out my fuckin heart and ].

[[w:Artificial heart|put in one of those plastic artificial jobs]

Doc Miles You got an artificial heart?

Chev Chelios Do you think I'm having a fuckin laugh?!

Doc Miles No-No-No, but you got to admit, it's a little out there, dude.

Chev Chelios Yeah, you take your fuckin time, Doc.

Doc Miles You don't have any time, if you've got an artificial heart. They're not designed to keep you alive more than a couple days while you're waitin on a transplant. And don't do anything strenuous.

Chev Chelios Yeah, sure, Doc. No problem. So what's my next fuckin move?

Doc Miles Well, we got to get a real heart put back in you preferably your own.

Chev Chelios I'm on it.

Doc Miles Okay, you're on it.

Chev Chelios Doc! Jesus fucking Christ!

Doc Miles I'm-I'm sorry. Sorry. Does-Does-- Let me-- Does that thing have a a-a-a a belt battery pack?

Chev Chelios Check.

Doc Miles How many bars are showing?

Chev Chelios One.

Doc Miles Shit. That's better than none, I guess. Look, what they did you with is an Avicor Total Artificial Heart. It's got an internal battery that'll pick up once the belt battery dies. It's like a reserve tank. Once the internal battery takes over, you got one fuckin hour. The internal battery charges wirelessly through its transcutaneous energy transfer system. Two coils, there's one internal, one external that transmit the, uh, magnetic force across the skin without piercing the surface. The internal coil receives power and sends it to the controller device. Is this makin any fuckin sense to you, Chevy?

Chev Chelios It's fucking Greek, Doc.

Doc Miles Greek. Look, you got to keep your body electrically charged to keep that piece of shit pumpin'.

Chev Chelios Copy that.

Doc Miles Hey, Chev.

Chev Chelios Yeah.

Doc Miles I'm stoked you're alive, dude.

Chev Chelios I'll get back to you, Doc.

Doc Miles Yeah, well, y- Call me.

Chev Chelios Fuck!

Cholo Hey-Hey-Hey! That's a nice car.

Chev Chelios I don't suppose you know where the Cypress Social Club is, do you?

Cholo Man, fuck that shit, puto. Let's race, ese.

Chev Chelios Don't you tempt me, fucker. What I need from you is directions. Oh, shit. Shit!

[''Chev rams a concret barrier and goes flying through windshield'']

Cholo Damn, dog. You good, esé?

Chev Chelios Tiger fucking Woods. Never better. Greatest day of my fucking life. You gents couldnt point me in the direction of the Cypress Social Club, could ya?

Cholo Well, you ain't too far. You go down Orange for, like, two miles and then you're there, homes.

Chev Chelios Cool. You mind givin me a jump? Just juice me.

[''Clamps jump cables to his nipples'']

Chev Chelios Hey, Menudo, where's the fuckin Social Club? Uh, dondé esta La Social Club?

[''They are silent''; ''One points to house'']

Cholo Buénos nachos, white boy.

Chev You Johnny Vang?

[''To obese man''; ''Obese man shakes head and Chev slaps him, knocking him out and Chev walks into house, wreaking mayhem, throwing people out windows and prostitutes run out with Johnny Vang running into a vehicle'']

Johnny Go!

Ria No sucky fucky for your asshole! Cock suck face! Fag whore! Shrimp dick! BB balls! Chicken fat! What you two faggots looking at?!

[''She climbs up to obese man''; ''Grabs broken bicycle''; ''Rams bicycle repeatedly on man's crotch''; ''Two Triad thugs pull up'']

Cypress Triad Hood #1 Get lost bitch.

Ria Fuck you! This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!

[''To Triad, about Chev'']

Cypress Triad Hood #1 What?!

Chev Where's Johnny Vang?

Cypress Triad Hood #1 You looking to get your ass killed dog?!

Ria You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!

Chev Wrong expression.

Cypress Triad Hood #1 You ain't tappin my ass!

[''Points gun'']

Chev What's that, fucking cunt-onese?! I'd rather stick my dick in a blender!

Ria Sticky me. Hey! I know where Johnny Vang go!

[''Humping him'']

Chev Johnny Vang?

Ria Yes.

Chev Where?

[''She points down street'']

Ria Hey, dude, why do you run?! Wait for me!

Chev Get out of the fucking car! Out!

[''He attempts to carjack a [[w:station wagon|station wagon]

Station wagon driver Get your own station wagon, asshole! Get the fuck off! Damn!

Chev Fuck!

Ria You taking it too fast with me!

Chev Which way?!

Ria I want you to take it slow.

Chev Which way?

Ria Hey! Hey! You didn't ask name!

Chev Shut up a minute, for fuck's sake! Where is he?! Johnny Vang?!

Ria Yes.

[''Points'']

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Crank

Confronting Death and the Decision to Quit

Eve Jesus! Fuck! Are they really...

Chev Chelio They're dead.

Eve How do you... How can you do that?

Chev Chelio I told you, baby. I quit.

Eve Where are you going?!

[''He parks the car''; ''He gets out'']

Chev Chelio Stay there, honey. Jesus! Fuck!

[''He walks into a hardware store and Eve finds him hammering nails into his leg'']

Eve Chev!

Chev Chelio Asshole! I can't feel my leg. Shit!

Chev Chelio I've been trying to call you for a half hour. Where the fuck have you been?

Doc Miles In my office. Can you make it over here?

Chev Chelio Sure why not?

Doc Miles Chocolate what's this fucking receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?

Chocolate Snacks.

Eve I hate television.

Chev Chelio I owe you again, Doc.

Doc Miles Chevy you're my best customer.

Chev Chelio What is this stuff?

Doc Miles Synthetic epinephrine... diluted with some saline.

Chev Chelio Feels sort of good.

Doc Miles Well, I got a little meth in there too. You're feeling the endorphins.

Chev Chelio Wait a minute. I'm not better?

Doc Miles No you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't believe your heart's beating. You should be in a fucking medical journal.

Chev Chelio So, what are you going to do?

Doc Miles The solution acts as a competing inhibitor. It's pushing the poison out of your receptors and replacing it with a chemical. It's just a temporary fix.

Chev Chelio Then what?

Doc Miles Then you're fucked. I can put you on life support and string this out for a few days. But you're going to go into a comma at some point. Does she know?

Doc Miles Why don't I load you up with something, and you can go out in a beautiful dream.

Chev Chelio A dream.

Doc Miles Can I do that for you?

Chev Chelio No, no, no. That's not what I want.

Doc Miles What do you want?

Chev Chelio One hour. I want one hour.

Doc Miles Give me a fuckin break.

News reporter So, the wild rampage that began 9am in L.A. Continues. The suspect, still at large.

Associate We didn't give him enough Chinese shit.

Ricky You think?! Dude, it's him! What's up, corpse?

[''Answers phone'']

Chev Bonjour, douche bag, Thought you might be interested in a deal.

Ricky Oh, you a dealer, now?

Chev Don't you worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.

Ricky Oh, the antidote?!

Chev That's right, the antidote.

Ricky What you prepared to give me?

Chev How about that jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you cocksucker? Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.

Ricky Okay.

Chev You like the deal?

Ricky Whatever!

Chev Be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?

Ricky Yeah.

Chev Don't be late, or I'll trade the thing to a whore for a hand job. Look, I said I said I'd fuckin be...

Ricky Fuck!

Chev See you later, sunshine. Dammit! Fuck!

Ricky Yo, it's Verona. You won't believe this call I just got.

Chev It's gonna be all right, baby.

Eve But you said...

Chev No, no. Things have changed. There's an antidote. I can make a deal for it, but I got to go alone.

Eve I'm scared.

Chev Of course. You'll be safe, now. And I'll be back.

Eve Promise?

Chev I promise.

Ricky What's happening, bro?!

Asian man Where did I go wrong?!

[''In woman's voice'']

Chev You fuckin just say something?

Asian man It's like talking to the wall.

Chev Mom?

Asian man I'm amazed you remember you have a mother.

Chev Please, I haven't got time for this.

Asian man You're never around. I've never seen you in the house in sixteen years.

Chev Yeah, yeah, yeah, right mom, with you popping ] like ]. I really wouldn't wish at all someone would so this. Why would I stick around for entertainment like this?

[[w:valium|valium; [w:tic tacs|tic tacs]

Asian man That's hurtful.

[''In Ạsian language'']

Chev Please, I've no time for this.

Asian man You got no time, period. You're a persistent motherfucker, Chelios. I give you that.

[''In Orlando's voice'']

Chev Orlando?

Chev This is weird.

Asian man Yeah, I know this is weird, but you know, this has gotta stop sometime. Who do you think you are? ] They pop you and you keep getting up?

[''In Ạsian language''; [w:Michael Myers|Michael Myers; ''In Ricky's voice'']

Chev I'm the terminator.

Asian man You was, but here's a new gun in town.

Chev You know, I just don't get it. Why didn't you cut me up when you had the chance?

Asian man Too easy, motherfucker. Look at you. ], ]... ]...

[[w:Bipolar disorder|Bi-polar; [w:Sadomasochism|sadomasochistic tendencies; [w:Adrenaline#Adrenaline junkie|Adrenaline junkie]

Alter Chev ego ...addicted to violence... probably spends every day looking for the big thrill, the big rush, Carving up a guy while he screams in his own blood and excrement, would be like... like a gift. A warriors death.

Asian man Hell, you'd probably get off on it.

[''Chev's voice'']

Chev Why do you ask this?

Alter Chev ego Maybe it's best for a guy like you. Going downhill. Winding down. Inevitable. Under so many circumstances.

Chev Who are you anyway?

Asian man Don't you know?

[''In Asian language'']

Chev I think I'm starting to figure it out.

Asian man Better late than never. You know you're gonna die up there.

[''In Chev's voice'']

Chev Yeah, maybe. But I'm taking you with me. ] and then disappears with the Asian man becoming default] Some pills, Doc.

[''Alter ego Chev becomes radiant with [[w:Ultraviolet|UV light]

Asian man Did you fucking say something?

[''[[w:Languages of Asia|In Asian language]

Henchman Chelios?

Chev Hello, girls.

[''Ċhev ạpproạçhes'']

Henchman Hold up. Give me the piece.

[''Çoṇḟịsçạtes Ċhev's ḟịreạrm'']

Chev Now, isn't that a fucking picture?

Carlito Chelios. What a fucking nightmare you are.

Chev No shit.

Carlito Sit down.

Ricky Whoa! Wait a minute. You pat him down, again. I know he's carrying something.

[''Ḥeṇçhmạṇ pulls out ạ tube çoṇṇeçted boẋ'']

Carlito Let me see that.

Chev Motherfucker.

Carlito Clever. What is this, ]?

[[w:Insulin pump|an insulin pump]

Chev Basically.

Ricky What the fuck is ]?

[[w:Insulin|Insulin; ''Carlito holds up finger for silence'']

Carlito Ephedrine, right?

Chev Yeah.

Carlito You're very resourceful.

Chev Found a new master, little bitch?

Ricky I'm nobody's bitch.

Chev You'll be a bitch when Carlito hires you for half what he paid me.

Carlito That's enough.

Chev You'll throw boss a reach-around, show him you're a good bitch.

Ricky I'm nobody's little bitch! You fuckin hear me? He'll pay me what I tell him to pay!

[''Points gun at Chev'']

Carlito That's enough! Sit down! It's been a long fucking day. In the end, you have to admit, it all works out quite nicely. Don Kim gets his bullet, thanks to you, and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall. Please understand, it's nothing personal.

Ricky Speak for yourself.

[''Mimics a kiss'']

Chev That what I think it is?

Carlito It's the Chinese shit. Hold him down.

Chev Not so fast, motherfucker!

[''Makes a gun gesture'']

Ricky He's gone dipsy-do, yo! Whatever, psycho!

[''Chev points at him'']

Carlito I'm afraid ] is over, my friend.

[[w:Ḣạrry Ḥoudịṇị|the Houdini act; ''Points at a henchman who falls down from a headshot'']

Ricky Our Father, who art in...

Carlito Shut up!

Don Kim So, this is how it is!

[''Camera pan-out reveals Don Kim and his hitmen team'']

Ricky It's Don Kim! He's supposed to be dead!

Chev Presto.

[''Gun fight between henchmens of Carlito and Don Kim ensues'']

News reporter Police have moved to surround the Hotel Lint, where the madman behind today's mayhem... is holed up and making a desperate last stand. Officials have confirmed gunfire on the sundeck. Our news chopper will bring live, uncensored coverage from above the hotel. Again, this coverage is uncensored, so any small children present should leave the room.

Ricky Get me out of here! I'll kill you, Chelios!

Chev Too late!

Carlito Look out!

[''A Don Kim thug has thrown a grenade''; ''Grabs a henchman to cover the grenade'']

Henchman Thanks, boss.

Ricky Let's get the fuck out of here, now! Let's go!

Chev Present from Kaylo.

[''Points gun'']

Ricky Now what?

Chev Now you say shit!

Carlito Where the fuck were you?!

Ricky Who's the bitch, now?! No, no! You fly, motherfucker! Motherfuckin fly!

[''Plunges syringe into Chev's neck''; ''Shoots Carlito and climbs into helicopter'']

Chev You're dead!

Ricky Oh my God! You're dead! You're dead, motherfucker!

[''Chev and Ricky are fighting in the airborne helicopter and they fall out in free fall still fighting'']

Chev Thought I'd told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!

[''Chev then snaps Ricky's neck who drifts away lifeless and Chev then makes a phone call'']

Chev Hey, its Eve. I'm glad you called but I'm not here. Leave a message, unless you're selling something cause I'm not interested. If you're not, then just... Wait, time's up. Hey, doll... Looks like I let you down, again. Seems like all my life I've just been going... going... going... I wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses, so to speak. Well, I guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby.

[''Chev lands on a vehicle, bounces onto the road and a heartbeat is heard'']

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Crank

Flight Delays and Adrenaline Inhibitors

Doc Miles Hey, Chev. My flight's delayed.

Chev Shit!

Doc Miles It's all right. Relax. I mean, don't relax. That shit they gave you is cutting off your adrenaline. Excitement, fear, danger. It causes your body to make a chemical called ]. They introduced an inhibitor to your system.

[[w:ephedrine|ephedrine]

Chev Fuck!

Doc Miles Dude, you've got to massively increase the ephedrine levels in your body, to force out the inhibitors. Go to a hospital. Get ], an artificial adrenaline. It comes in 10-milligram syringes. It's potent, so don't overdo it. A 5th of an injection will do. Chevy? Did you get that? Did you get that?

[[w:Adrenaline|epinephrine]

Chev Yeah, epi-something.

Doc Miles Okay, okay. I've gotta go. Now, I'll call you when I get there.

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Crank

Confrontation and Tension Among Characters

Orlando Yo, Chevy...

Chev Where's Verona? Talk!

Orlando What about?!

Chev Don't fuck with me!

Orlando I'm not! Just calm down!

Chev Don't tell me to calm down!

Orlando Fuck, man!

Henchman Orlando? You all right? Hey, there's ] with a gun up in here!

[[w:White trash|a white nigger]

Orlando Just be still, motherfuckers! You see that? I'm trying to help you here, man.

Chev I gotta find Ricky Verona.

Orlando Why would I know where Verona is?

Chev Yeah, yeah. You don't know, but you're gonna tell me. Or I'm gonna blow your brains into the fuckin toilet! I'm gonna fucking kill him!

[''All henchman come thronging into washroom pointing all their guns at Chev'']

Orlando Whoa! Put your guns down! The white man is cool! The white man is... The white man is cool! Y'all like ]. Now look, Chevy came here to discuss something. We gonna discuss this shit in a civilized manner. Chevy? You had a question? Or a point to make?

[[w:Somali Civil War|them Somalia niggers]

Chev Where's Verona?

Orlando Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona. You pulled the ] job together.

[[w:Kane Spring, California|Anselmo]

Chev Don't fuckin bullshit me!

Orlando Easy! Easy! Easy! All right? Look, you're operating under a false pretence. Ricky and I did not pull... the Anslemo job together. Ricky fucked me on the Anselmo job. In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,5000.

Chev Not how I heard it.

Orlando But that's the way it is. So, you see, I don't know where Verona is. If I did, I'd probably be there right now, beating ] off his ass.

[[w:Gucci|the Gucci]

Chev All right. All right. That's what I'm talking about. That's almost civilized.

Orlando Shit, dude. What's wrong with you?

Chev Just give me some coke. You got any coke?

Orlando Now you're gonna insult me.

Chev Come on, I don't have time! Just give me something. I'm really dying, here.

Orlando I can see that.

Chev I'm really fucking dying!

Ọrlạṇdo You saying ]?

[[w:List of cocaine analogues|this is medicinal-use coke]

Çhev Ṭhạṭ's rịght.

Orlando Well?!

Chev What?!

Orlando This shit ain't free, nigga. That's enough. What, you gonna do the shit right here? Oh God! Chevy... What the... oh, that's good, that's good. That's good right? Why you looking for Verona anyway?

[''Chev throws out some dollar bills''; ''Chev opens coke bag spilling contents on floor'']

Chev Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me. This is about Don Kim. What do you know about it?

Orlando I know you pulled the trigger.

Chev Of course I pulled the trigger. Why wouldn't I pull the fuckin trigger?

Orlando Whoa... yo, Chelios, you good?

Chev This shit ain't working.

Orlando Excuse me?

Chev I know what I have to do.

Orlando Well, shit. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. What is it you gotta do?

Chev I gotta kick some black ass.

Orlando What?! Shit! There he goes again.

Chev ]?!

[[w:Reverse racism|Who wants white meat; ''Chev fights Orlando's associates while going to his car and drives off'']

Orlando's associates You ain't got shit, motherfucker! Put that fuckin twig down, bitch! Faggot! Get the fuck out of here, bitch!

Chev Doc? What's up, Doc?

[''Answers phone'']

Ricky You motherfucker! Why aren't you dead yet?! What the fuck you doing?!

Chev Coming for you. Fucking believe me. Whatever.

Ricky I'll be waiting, but you won't make it. You should know that I'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl, you've been banging. Soon as you're underground. I forgot to say so on ] I left.

[[w:List of James Bond villains|that gay James Bond tape]

Chev What and then you're gonna rape my grandmother? Blah blah fuckin blah you lịttle mug. You listen to me. What do you think Carlito will do when he finds out what you did? Your whole crew is history!

Pursuing police cruiser Driver, pull over!

Chev Fuck! Great.

Ricky You talking about Carlito? Because me and Carlito, we're boys now. We're tight.

Chev Tight, like when your brother fucked you in 3rd grade?

Ricky That's snappy. But I did you pretty good, didn't I Chelios? Admit it. We'll see.

Pursuing police cruiser Pull over!

Chev Know what the best part is? Sorry, must go. Bye-bye. Yeah. Doctor Miles. Fuck! What took you so long? Jesus Christ. Sorry Chevy I just got the message. Okay. Forget it. Listen, I'm dying! I've been poisoned with some Chinese synthetic shit. What? You've gotta fucking do something for me.

Doc Miles What are your symptoms?

Chev It's like I'm slowing down.

Doc Miles Stuck in tar. Blurred vision?

Chev Yeah.

Doc Miles Dizzy?

Chev Sure.

Doc Miles Any pain in your chest?

Chev Not really. I feel good right now.

Doc Miles What are you doing?

Chev Driving through a mall cops chasing me.

Doc Miles The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive.

Chev Having a little trouble hearing you.

Doc Miles You got to keep moving, Chevy.

Chev Explain.

Doc Miles If I'm right they gave you the “Beijing cocktail”. It's very nasty shit. It works on ], blocks ]. The only thing you can do to slow it down, is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant. Meaning if you stop you die.

[[w:adrenal gland|the adrenal gland; [w:Sensory neuron|it's receptors]

Chev Hang on.

Doc Miles Jesus! What... Are you there? Are you okay?

Chev What'd you say Doc? If you stop, you die!

Doc Miles That's what I'm trying to do. Keep moving, keep the blood pumping. Chevy, you there?

Chev Every time I slow down it's like my veins start to rust.

Doc Miles Did you take anything?

Chev Couple grams of coke.

Doc Miles That's a start.

Chev I'll be in L.A. In an hour.

Panic Room

Irony in Security and Intrusion

Junior How do we get in to that room?

Raoul Hey! What is funny about this?... Is this shit funny to you?

[Burnham laughs]

Burnham Well, I spent the last 12 years of my life building these rooms specifically to keep out people like us.

Junior It's all so ironic and amusing, okay? Now, how do we get in?

Crank: High Voltage

The Absurdity of Medical Misadventures

Doc Miles ] folly, holds up surgical instruments in ], "] ]".

Panic Room

Conflict Between Characters in a Tense Scene

Junior Any other schoolyard bullshit you wanna settle, or can we get the fuck back to work?

Raoul Don't you take no tone with me, jerkwad, cause I'll shove it up your ass and snap it off.

Junior You know what? You're a bus driver, Raoul! You live in Flatbush! So don't start spouting some ] bullshit you just heard because I saw that movie too.

[[Elmore Leonard]

Panic Room

Threats and Intimidation in Crisis

Raoul You fucking bitch! You pull any shit like that again, I will fucking kill her! Do you hear me? If you step outside, I'll kill her! If I see a uniform inside this house, I'll cut her fucking throat! Do you understand?

[to Meg over P.A. system after having hand caught in the panic room door]

Logan Lucky

Discussion on Delayed Book Releases in Prison

Warden Burns As warden, I can approve buying a copy of ] for the prison library to go up on the ] shelf. Now, the only problem is that ] and ] have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.

[[w:A Dance with Dragons|A Dance with Dragons; [w:Game of Thrones|Game of Thrones; [w:The Winds of Winter|The Winds of Winter; [w:A Dream of Spring|A Dream of Spring]

Naaman That is total bullshit! ] was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.

[[George R. R. Martin]

Warden Burns I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.

Naaman That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.

Warden Burns No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!

Sling Blade

Unwelcome Greetings in a Tense Encounter

Doyle Hargraves Was you in the nut house for hackin somebody up with a hatchet?

Karl Childers I never used no hatchet that I remember. Mmm hmm.

Doyle So you're just crazy in a retard kind of way, huh? Wouldn't matter to me if you did do violence on someone. I ain't scared of shit. You're just a humped-over retard, seems to me. I'm just kiddin'. Welcome to our humble home, Buddy.

Crank: High Voltage

Restoring a Heart After a Mistake

Doc Miles Chev, ]. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's ] in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is, if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you.

[[w:Cardiothoracic surgery|I'm a certified heart surgeon; [w:Vagina#Surgery|vaginal rejuvenation procedure]

Crank: High Voltage

Doc Miles Questions His Approach to Conflict

Doc Miles Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?

[''To mistress Chocolate backtalking over a favor request'']

Sling Blade

Appreciating the Beauty of a Pickup Truck

Doyle Hargraves Not that you two afflicted sumbitches know anything about this, but you're sitting in a crew cab dualie pickup. In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art.

Sling Blade

Confrontation Over a Lawn Mower Blade

Doyle Hargraves What the hell you doing with that lawn mower blade?

Karl Childers I aim to kill you with it.

Red Rock West

Unexpected Encounter on a Truck

Truck Driver Does that tickle? Cause it won't if I pull the trigger! What the hell are you doing on my truck?

[points gun at Michael's head]

Michael Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare ya.

Truck Driver Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?

[Smiles and points the gun closer]

Michael I was just trying to ditch my old lady.

Truck Driver You were WHAT?

Michael Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin horns and shit.

Truck Driver Bullshit. Bullshit. Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!

[cocks gun and smiles]

Michael Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.

Truck Driver So you just climbed up on my truck?

Michael Yeah.

Truck Driver That's kind of stupid, isn't it?

Michael Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.

Truck Driver Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off.

[truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]

Michael Oh, man.

[Michael climbs off the truck]

Panic Room

Wealth and Tension in a Crisis Situation

Raoul Don't you look at me.

[to Sarah]

Burnham Hey, all I know about this is what I've seen on TV. You gotta talk me through this. Nice house you guys got. Mom's rich?

[fills syringe with insulin]

Sarah Dad's rich. Mom's just mad.

Burnham Like this?

Sarah Tap it.

Burnham I wish I could put my kid in a place like this. Not that I didn't try. Just sometimes things they don't work out the way you want them to. Wasn't supposed to be like this. You weren't supposed to be here.

Sarah Thanks. Burnham.

[reads jumpsuit]

Burnham Wasn't supposed to be like this.

Sling Blade

Discriminatory Views on Disability and Personal Preferences

Doyle Hargraves Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Linda Wheatley Doyle, you're awful. You shouldn't be that way.

Doyle I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth. He'll make me sick. I know it.