Jon Eyez

Warden Burns: [[w:A Dance with Dragons|A Dance with Dragons; [w:Game of Thrones|Game of Thrones; [w:The Winds of Winter|The Winds of Winter; [w:A Dream of Spring|A Dream of Spring] As warden, I can approve buying a copy of ] for the prison library to go up on the ] shelf. Now, the only problem is that ] and ] have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.

Naaman: [[George R. R. Martin] That is total bullshit! ] was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.

Warden Burns: I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.

Naaman: That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.

Warden Burns: No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!