Memorable Quotes from Corey Johnson
5 quotesMiscommunication Leads to Missed Opportunities
Hank Hanson
Can you get us a cup of coffee?
Carter Jeffrey
Great. You just sent away the one person who can translate this.
[picking up a German transmission]
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Debating Risks and Rewards in Adventure
Ted Eckles
You sure we should be doing this?
Christian Middleton
There's a six-year waiting list. We paid double to cut to the head of the line, and you want to slink home? You gonna spend the rest of your life with balls the size of BBs?
Ted Eckles
What the hell.
Christian Middleton
They're so big I can hear them clanging.
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Cultural Sensitivity and Stereotypes Discussed
Hank Hanson
Fucking Arabs.
Jacques Lesgards
Hey, watch it. My mother is Algerian.
Hank Hanson
I'm not talking about your mother.
Jacques Lesgards
Just the bad Arabs?
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The Value of Wealth and Luxury Choices
Ted Eckles
It is awfully expensive.
[about time travel tourism]
Christian Middleton
What's the point of being rich if you don't buy things other people can't afford?
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Divine Wrath and Societal Condemnation
Church Leader
And I say to you, bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS! Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt this is the work of the Antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
Merlin
Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere?
[remotely watching]
Church Leader
So, my friends, although he is a just God, he is just a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath...
Gazelle
Are you sure we're out of range?
Valentine
We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?
Gazelle
What if the calculations are wrong?
Valentine
You just have to trust me.
Church Leader
...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity.
Harry
Would you excuse me?
Church Blonde Woman
Where are you going? Hey! What's your problem?
[Harry tries to leave the church]
Harry
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Valentine
Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
Church Leader
I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend!
[continuing his sermon]
Church Blonde Woman
Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies! You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you!
Eggsy
Holy fuck!
[remotely watching]
Valentine
Oh, shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.
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