What We Do in the Shadows - A Disagreement Over Twilight Reference
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What We Do in the Shadows - Disruption of an Intimate Performance
Deacon:
The neighbours can see you flying around the house. Do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm?
Nick:
You've got a whole documentary group following you around.
Deacon:
I'm doing an erotic dance for my friends. You ruined it. I was in the zone. My friends were loving it.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Virginity and Conflicting Truths Among Friends
Vladislav: [to '''Nick''']
Are you a virgin?
Jackie: [interrupts'']
Yes.
Nick:
Umm, no.
Jackie: [to '''Nick''']
You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
Nick:
Yeah, I was 12.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Discontent with Vampire Life
Nick: [eats a french fry and begins to puke in the alleyway]
I can't eat solids now. Great. What, I can't sunbathe? I can't watch daytime TV? I can…well I guess I could. M-More than anything, it’s just the chips. That’s my favourite food and I can't eat chips. It's– I don't– It's just– I hate– I’ll say it. I'm over being a vampire now. It's shit, so don't…don't believe the hype.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Nick Identifies as the Main Character in Twilight
Nick: [telling a group of strangers; [Twilight (2008 film)|Twilig; [Twilight (2008 film)|ht]
The movie '. Have you seen it? Okay, I'm the main in Twilight'. You know the main guy? Twilight? That's me.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Embracing a New Family After Tragedy
Nick:
At the start I was like Oh no, like I'm– I'm dead'. It's kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me.
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