Memorable Quotes from Courtney B. Vance
4 quotesConversations on Fear and Fitness
Candice Hooper
You know, if you want to get rid of that baby fat, you should try the gym. They have those workout machines that you use on your back. You're good at that?
Flight Attendant
Oh, a kid had a panic attack and wanted off the plane. Said he had some kind of vision.
John
Life's a bitch.
Dr Leonetti
What made you decide to take the leap today?
[to Olivia]
Agent Block
Two deaths? Alright, that's a coincidence. Three? That's a pattern.
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Interception of a Critical Communication
Grand Councilwoman
We just intercepted a call from human authorities. Do you realize what you have done?
Pleakley
Nope.
[innocently]
Grand Councilwoman
Play the recording. And take off that ridiculous hat.
[Pleakley obliges as he takes off the shower cap]
Cobra Bubbles
Code 51. We found something. Confirm.
[on recording]
Grand Councilwoman
And not only that you alerted the humans about our existence, but you still haven't captured 626!
Jumba
Grand Councilwoman, will all due respect, I'm not sure you know what's going on with 626. We have found, um… a glitch… Which is making it a little harder to get him off this planet. But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out--
Grand Councilwoman
Enough! You're a glitch, you buffoon. I have had enough, Dr. Jookiba. You have exhausted my patience! Consider our deal terminated!
Jumba
WHAT?!
[shocked]
Grand Councilwoman
No tantrums, Agent Pleakley is hereby deputize to detain you under Federation orders and escort you back to Turo immediately. Uh, hello?
[beats]
Pleakley
Now? Right now?
Grand Councilwoman
No, later.
Jumba
You cannot do this to my work!!!!
Grand Councilwoman
That is not a debate. A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess.
[hangs up]
Pleakley
Did she hang up? Jumba?
[after getting out of the bathtub, while putting on his bathrobe]
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Confrontation Over Experiment 626's Fate
Nani
Stay behind me, Lilo. Get back. Get back.
Pleakley
Don't worry. They're just scanning for deadly parasites.
Grand Councilwoman
We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626 into custody.
Lilo
No! Hey! Leave him alone! Let him stay!
[as Stitch gets handcuffed while Nani tries to hold her back, preventing her from interfering; protesting]
Grand Councilwoman
I'm afraid I can't allow that. This creature poses a threat to your species. We are sorry for what transpired here. Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.
Jumba
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How dare you treat a scientific genius like this! Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you-- Ow! Oh! My precious brain.
[gets lifted off the sea by the spaceship while being re-arrested, and back in his original alien form; last words; gets clonked on the head]
Grand Councilwoman
As for 626--
Stitch
Stitch.
[interrupting]
Grand Councilwoman
What?
[confused]
Stitch
My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman
Stitch, then.... will be--
Stitch
Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman
Yes.
[surprised and hesitantly]
Stitch
Thank you.
[walks over to Lilo]
Lilo
Come here, Stitch. We're gonna to miss you.
[hugs Stitch]
Grand Councilwoman
Who are these people?
[surprised]
Stitch
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little a-and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.
[smiles at Lilo and Nani who smiles back]
Pleakley
Grand Councilwoman? Can we leave Stitch with his new family?
Grand Councilwoman
Absolutely not. The Council would require supervision, and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?
Pleakley
Oh, oh! Me! Me! ME!
[excitedly]
Grand Councilwoman
Ha! Ridiculous. I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.
Cobra Bubbles
What if it didn't?
[stepping up]
Pleakley
Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He's CIA. He's very good at keeping secrets.
Grand Councilwoman
Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this. How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?
Cobra Bubbles
Your Highness... you have my word.
[stepping up to her and shakes her hand to seal the deal]
Grand Councilwoman
Hmmm. You all have shown me that there is good inside this creature. However, I cannot reverse the council's decision. Experiment 626 has been sentence to life in exile. A sentence that would be henceforth served.... here on Earth.
[after studying his face for a moment and nods; Everyone, even Stitch, felt sad at the fact that he might not be allowed to stay after all; until...; smiles; Everyone were overwhelmed with joy and Stitch's handcuffs falls off and he happily runs into Lilo's arms]
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Tensions Rise at the Office Party
Jeremy
Mary just fucking cited me! Okay? I thought this was a party. If I want to dick tap Alan, I'm gonna dick tap Alan. That's a timeless gag! Never not funny!
Josh
Okay, off you go.
[tries to shoo him away]
Jeremy
She is like a poisonous fucking cloud of shit gas, like, just seeping into everybody's good time. Every word she says makes my fucking hemorrhoids throb! I want that on the record!
Josh
It is.
Walter Davis
He's in customer service?
Josh
Yeah. He's much better on the phone.
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