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Courtney B. Vance Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Courtney B. Vance

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Conversations on Fear and Fitness
Candice Hooper You know, if you want to get rid of that baby fat, you should try the gym. They have those workout machines that you use on your back. You're good at that?
Flight Attendant Oh, a kid had a panic attack and wanted off the plane. Said he had some kind of vision.
John Life's a bitch.
Dr Leonetti What made you decide to take the leap today?
[to Olivia]
Agent Block Two deaths? Alright, that's a coincidence. Three? That's a pattern.
Interception of a Critical Communication
Grand Councilwoman We just intercepted a call from human authorities. Do you realize what you have done?
Pleakley Nope.
[innocently]
Grand Councilwoman Play the recording. And take off that ridiculous hat.
[Pleakley obliges as he takes off the shower cap]
Cobra Bubbles Code 51. We found something. Confirm.
[on recording]
Grand Councilwoman And not only that you alerted the humans about our existence, but you still haven't captured 626!
Jumba Grand Councilwoman, will all due respect, I'm not sure you know what's going on with 626. We have found, um… a glitch… Which is making it a little harder to get him off this planet. But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out--
Grand Councilwoman Enough! You're a glitch, you buffoon. I have had enough, Dr. Jookiba. You have exhausted my patience! Consider our deal terminated!
Jumba WHAT?!
[shocked]
Grand Councilwoman No tantrums, Agent Pleakley is hereby deputize to detain you under Federation orders and escort you back to Turo immediately. Uh, hello?
[beats]
Pleakley Now? Right now?
Grand Councilwoman No, later.
Jumba You cannot do this to my work!!!!
Grand Councilwoman That is not a debate. A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess.
[hangs up]
Pleakley Did she hang up? Jumba?
[after getting out of the bathtub, while putting on his bathrobe]
Confrontation Over Experiment 626's Fate
Nani Stay behind me, Lilo. Get back. Get back.
Pleakley Don't worry. They're just scanning for deadly parasites.
Grand Councilwoman We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626 into custody.
Lilo No! Hey! Leave him alone! Let him stay!
[as Stitch gets handcuffed while Nani tries to hold her back, preventing her from interfering; protesting]
Grand Councilwoman I'm afraid I can't allow that. This creature poses a threat to your species. We are sorry for what transpired here. Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.
Jumba Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How dare you treat a scientific genius like this! Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you-- Ow! Oh! My precious brain.
[gets lifted off the sea by the spaceship while being re-arrested, and back in his original alien form; last words; gets clonked on the head]
Grand Councilwoman As for 626--
Stitch Stitch.
[interrupting]
Grand Councilwoman What?
[confused]
Stitch My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman Stitch, then.... will be--
Stitch Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman Yes.
[surprised and hesitantly]
Stitch Thank you.
[walks over to Lilo]
Lilo Come here, Stitch. We're gonna to miss you.
[hugs Stitch]
Grand Councilwoman Who are these people?
[surprised]
Stitch This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little a-and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.
[smiles at Lilo and Nani who smiles back]
Pleakley Grand Councilwoman? Can we leave Stitch with his new family?
Grand Councilwoman Absolutely not. The Council would require supervision, and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?
Pleakley Oh, oh! Me! Me! ME!
[excitedly]
Grand Councilwoman Ha! Ridiculous. I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.
Cobra Bubbles What if it didn't?
[stepping up]
Pleakley Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He's CIA. He's very good at keeping secrets.
Grand Councilwoman Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this. How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?
Cobra Bubbles Your Highness... you have my word.
[stepping up to her and shakes her hand to seal the deal]
Grand Councilwoman Hmmm. You all have shown me that there is good inside this creature. However, I cannot reverse the council's decision. Experiment 626 has been sentence to life in exile. A sentence that would be henceforth served.... here on Earth.
[after studying his face for a moment and nods; Everyone, even Stitch, felt sad at the fact that he might not be allowed to stay after all; until...; smiles; Everyone were overwhelmed with joy and Stitch's handcuffs falls off and he happily runs into Lilo's arms]
Tensions Rise at the Office Party
Jeremy Mary just fucking cited me! Okay? I thought this was a party. If I want to dick tap Alan, I'm gonna dick tap Alan. That's a timeless gag! Never not funny!
Josh Okay, off you go.
[tries to shoo him away]
Jeremy She is like a poisonous fucking cloud of shit gas, like, just seeping into everybody's good time. Every word she says makes my fucking hemorrhoids throb! I want that on the record!
Josh It is.
Walter Davis He's in customer service?
Josh Yeah. He's much better on the phone.