Memorable Quotes from Curtis Armstrong
11 quotesPractical advice for navigating obstacles
Charles de Mar
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
[giving skiing instructions]
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Holiday Hilarity and Dreaming Big
Charles De Mar
Wait, wait a minute... Oh. Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! I think I just froze the left half of my brain! Look! I can't move my right arm!
[starts to snort snow off his top hat]
Lane Myer
This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar
Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
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The Pressure of Representing a Struggling School
Mr. Welch
So whoever wins the school bee today gets to represent Crenshaw at the district bee next month.
Akeelah
Why would anybody want to represent a school where they can't even put doors on the toilet stalls?
Mr. Welch
Akeelah, if we can't show students can perform, we're not going to have money for books, let alone bathroom doors. Now, I want you to do the bee today, okay?
Akeelah
So everyone can call me a freak and a brainiac? No, I ain't down for no spelling bee.
Mr. Welch
Well, maybe you'd be down for spending the rest of the semester in detention for all your absences?
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Life in a Small Town
Charles de Mar
Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map - a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!
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Exploring Perpetual Motion and Quantum Transport
Dr. Linda Lao
Have you built the world's first perpetual motion machine?
Baron Von Westphalen
The ocean is a perpetual motion machine. Fluid Karma is a simulation of the principles you see working right here. As long as the waves continue to crash, Fluid Karma will exist.
Dr. Katarina Kuntzler
Quantum teleportation.
Dr. Linda Lao
Explain the transport mechanism, that's all I'm asking.
Dr. Soberin Exx
Uh, Fluid Karma works via the principle of quantum entanglement. Particles thus entangled will behave identically.
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Impressive Skills Attract Attention From Girls
Charles de Mar
The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.
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Recording the Music Together
Jerry Wexler
Ahmet.
Ahmet Ertegun
Yeah?
Jerry Wexler
We gotta get this on wax.
Ahmet Ertegun
Oh, yeah.
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Snow's Street Value Inquiry
Charles de Mar
This is pure snow. It's everywhere! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
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Lunch Plans and Calendar Conflicts
Mr. O'Donnell
Miss Johnson. Lunch today?
Miss Johnson
I'll have to check my calendar, perv... Pete.
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The Ineffectiveness of Suicide as a Solution
Charles de Mar
Suicide is never the answer, little trooper.
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Long High School Experience and Insight
Charles de Mar
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.
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