Akeelah and the Bee - The Pressure of Representing a Struggling School
Mr. Welch:
So whoever wins the school bee today gets to represent Crenshaw at the district bee next month.
Akeelah:
Why would anybody want to represent a school where they can't even put doors on the toilet stalls?
Mr. Welch:
Akeelah, if we can't show students can perform, we're not going to have money for books, let alone bathroom doors. Now, I want you to do the bee today, okay?
Akeelah:
So everyone can call me a freak and a brainiac? No, I ain't down for no spelling bee.
Mr. Welch:
Well, maybe you'd be down for spending the rest of the semester in detention for all your absences?
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Better Off Dead... - Holiday Hilarity and Dreaming Big
Charles De Mar: [starts to snort snow off his top hat]
Wait, wait a minute... Oh. Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! I think I just froze the left half of my brain! Look! I can't move my right arm!
Lane Myer:
This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar:
Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
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Better Off Dead... - Practical advice for navigating obstacles
Charles de Mar: [giving skiing instructions]
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
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Better Off Dead... - Snow's Street Value Inquiry
Charles de Mar:
This is pure snow. It's everywhere! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
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Better Off Dead... - Impressive Skills Attract Attention From Girls
Charles de Mar:
The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.
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Better Off Dead... - The Ineffectiveness of Suicide as a Solution
Charles de Mar:
Suicide is never the answer, little trooper.
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Better Off Dead... - Life in a Small Town
Charles de Mar:
Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map - a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!
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Better Off Dead... - Long High School Experience and Insight
Charles de Mar:
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.
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Ray - Recording the Music Together
Jerry Wexler:
Ahmet.
Ahmet Ertegun:
Yeah?
Jerry Wexler:
We gotta get this on wax.
Ahmet Ertegun:
Oh, yeah.
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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love - Lunch Plans and Calendar Conflicts
Mr. O'Donnell:
Miss Johnson. Lunch today?
Miss Johnson:
I'll have to check my calendar, perv... Pete.
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Southland Tales - Exploring Perpetual Motion and Quantum Transport
Dr. Linda Lao:
Have you built the world's first perpetual motion machine?
Baron Von Westphalen:
The ocean is a perpetual motion machine. Fluid Karma is a simulation of the principles you see working right here. As long as the waves continue to crash, Fluid Karma will exist.
Dr. Katarina Kuntzler:
Quantum teleportation.
Dr. Linda Lao:
Explain the transport mechanism, that's all I'm asking.
Dr. Soberin Exx:
Uh, Fluid Karma works via the principle of quantum entanglement. Particles thus entangled will behave identically.
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