Where the Heart Is - Loss of Home and Heart
Stewart McBain:
My Heart? Home is where the heart is, and I've lost my home.
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Where the Heart Is - Accusation of Loyalty and Blame
Stewart McBain:
Harry, your loyalty was an accusation. Blame someone else.
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The Muppets Take Manhattan - Tension Rises Over Chicken's Safety
Martin Price:
Get back or the chicken gets it!
Police Officer:
That's a threat?
Gonzo:
Please don't hurt her, take me!
Martin Price: [grabs Gonzo's nose and pulls him up hostage as well]
Whatever you say, pal!
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Tootsie - Therapy and Misunderstandings Among Friends
George Fields: [to Dorothy/Michael]
I begged you to get therapy.
John Van Horne: [after Dorothy reveals she is a man]
Does Jeff know?
Ron Carlisle: [after Dorothy reveals she is a man]
I knew there was a reason she didn't like me!
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WarGames - Escalating Tensions Over Control of Nuclear Launch
McKittrick:
General, the machine has locked us out. It's sending random numbers to the silos.
Pat Healy:
Codes. To launch the missiles.
General Beringer:
Just unplug the goddamn thing! Jesus Christ!
McKittrick:
That won't work, General. It would interpret a shutdown as the destruction of NORAD. The computers in the silos would carry out their last instructions. They'd launch.
General Beringer:
Can't we disarm the missiles?
Pat Healy:
Over a thousand of them? There's no time. At this rate it will hit the launch codes in... 5.3 minutes.
General Beringer:
Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.
McKittrick:
I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit.
General Beringer:
Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education.
Officer:
Sir, it's the President.
McKittrick:
What are you going to tell him?
General Beringer: [talks into the phone]
That I'm ordering our bombers back to fail-safe; we might have to go through this thing after all. Yes, sir.
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WarGames - Escalating Tensions in War Games
Stephen Falken: [looking at screens]
How far's he gone?
McKittrick:
Well, the President’s about ready to order a counter-strike. That's what we're recommending he do.
Stephen Falken:
It's a bluff, John, call it off.
McKittrick:
No, it's not a bluff. It's real.
Stephen Falken: [raising his voice from stairs]
Hello, General Beringer! Stephen Falken!
General Beringer: [standing]
Mr. Falken you picked a hell of a day for a visit!
Stephen Falken:
Uh, uh, General, what you see on these screens up here is a fantasy; a computer-enhanced hallucination. Those blips are not real missiles. They're phantoms.
McKittrick:
Jack, there's nothing to indicate a simulation at all. Everything is working perfectly!
Stephen Falken:
But does it make any sense?
General Beringer:
Does what make any sense?
Stephen Falken: [points to the screens]
That!
General Beringer:
Look, I don't have time for a conversation right now.
Stephen Falken:
General, are you prepared to destroy the enemy?
General Beringer:
You betcha!
Stephen Falken:
Do you think they know that?
General Beringer:
I believe we've made that clear enough.
Stephen Falken:
Then don't! Tell the President to ride out the attack.
Colonel Conley:
Sir, they need a decision.
Stephen Falken:
General, do you really believe that the enemy would attack without provocation, using so many missiles, bombers, and subs so that we would have no choice but to totally annihilate them?
Female Airman First Class: [on loudspeaker]
One minute and thirty seconds to impact.
Stephen Falken:
General, you are listening to a machine! Do the world a favor and don't act like one.
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WarGames - Understanding DEFCON Levels in Military Context
McKittrick:
See that sign up here - up here. "DEFCON." That indicates our current "def"ense "con"dition. It should read "DEFCON 5," which means peace. It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled. Actually, if we hadn't caught it in time, it might have gone to Defcon 1. You know what that means, David?
David:
No. What does that mean?
McKittrick:
World War III.
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Clifford - Discussion on Model Changes and Timing
Mr. Ellis:
Where have you been? You should've been here an hour ago, I've been listening to this idiot for... What are you looking at?
Uncle Martin:
Nothing.
Mr. Ellis:
Good. Did you make the changes on the model?
Uncle Martin:
Yes, I made the changes on the model.
Gerald Ellis: [walks off]
Yeah, but you didn't shave. We got the entire press court here, you look like shit.
Uncle Martin:
I look like shit? Yeah, well, you look like... Willie Nelson.
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Stuart Little - Unexpected Outcome After Detergent Incident
Eleanor:
Is he going to be alright?
Dr. Beechwood:
Well, a lad that size swallowing all that detergent. Amazingly, I think he's going to be fine.
Eleanor:
Oh.
Dr. Beechwood:
Also, he's very clean. Yeah.
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