Memorable Quotes from Dan Byrd
2 quotesUnexpected Visitor Seeking Olive's Attention
Brandon
I'm looking for an Olive.
Rosemary
There's a whole jar of them in the fridge.
Brandon
I thought this was...
Rosemary
Oh come on in. Any friend of Olive's is a friend of our daughters. Olive! Sweetie, there's a young man here to see you. He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!!
[calling upstairs]
Olive
Oh happy day mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness!! A gentleman caller, hooray!!!
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High School Reputation and Misunderstandings
Brandon
So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
Olive
Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
Brandon
You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
Olive
Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
Brandon
I also heard he gave you crabs.
Olive
Ew! People suck!
Brandon
Tell me about it.
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