Space Jam - Basketball Game Disruptions and Apologies
Bang:
Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.
Nawt: [They sit down next to a woman and a man.]
Excuse me.
Bupkus:
Ow! Get your feet out of my nose!
Nawt: [Shushing, then to Bang and Blanko]
Quiet, they're looking. Hey, it's basketball.
Bang: [Opens the coat]
Where?
Blanko:
Whoa, now what?
Nawt:
Hey hey!
Pound:
What, what?
Nawt:
She's looking again.
Bang: [Closing the coat]
Close it up. Close it up.
Blanko:
Tightly.
Bupkus: [Exclaims; He groans as the woman gets uncomfortable sitting next to them and she turns to her husband.]
You poked me again!
Woman fan:
Sweetheart?
Male fan:
What?
Woman fan:
I thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
Male fan:
This is as good as I could get.
Woman fan:
This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Male fan: [Annoyed]
Honey, will ya just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us.
Bang: [Quietly]
Hey, someone's killing someone.
Blanko:
No. Seriously?
Pound:
Wow, a killer. Let me see.
Nawt: [Sees Charles Barkley and points at him]
There, that's him. The killer! He's big.
Blanko: [Smiling]
He's good.
Pound: [Pushes down Blanko and smiles evilly; Closes the jacket]
He's mine!
Nawt:
Okay, go get him.
Pound:
Yeah, watch out.
Suns Player: [Pulling Charles by the jersey]
Come on, get back on defense. Come on. Get back on "D", man!
Paul Westphal:
What are you doing?
Paul Westphal:
Time-out! Call a time-out!
Suns player:
What's wrong with you, man? You're killing us!
Nawt:
Okay, let him in. Open up.
Blanko:
Open.
Bupkus: [happily]
Wow! He did it!
Pound: [Comes out of the ball and smiles gleefully; Pointing to Charles Barkley's talent]
I got it! I got his talent!
Bang:
All right!
Blanko:
Super.
Paul Westphal:
Sit down, Chuck.
Charles Barkley: [Sits down and grabs a towel]
Hey, man. I'm fine. I am fine.
Paul Westphal:
No, no, no. I'm playing you too many minutes.
Charles Barkley:
I'm not tired.
Paul Westphal: [To assistant coach]
Go get the doctor.
Knicks Player #1:
What's up, man? You all right?
Patrick Ewing:
Yeah, man.
Knicks Player #1:
You sure?
Knicks Player #2:
Come on, we're okay. We're okay. You're all right. Come on, let's go.
Referee:
Come on, Patrick, it's show time.
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