Memorable Quotes from Dan Chariton
3 quotesThe Complexity of Time and Parenthood
Bob
What was the fucking password, by the way, you fucking prick?
Comrade Josh
Time doesn't exist, yet it controls us anyway.
Bob
Oh, fuck you, you fucking moron! Fuck you! You obviously don't have kids, you fucking idiot!
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Tension Escalates Over Rendezvous Point
Bob
I need this rendezvous point, you understand what I'm saying? I need it.
Comrade Josh
I understand and the question is "What time is it?
Bob
Fuck! If you don't give me the rendezvous point, I swear to God I will hunt you down and stick a loaded, fuckin hot piece of dynamite right up your fuckin asshole.
Comrade Josh
Okay, this doesn't feel safe. You're violating my space right now.
Bob
Violating your space? Man, come on - what kind of revolutionary are you, brother? We're not even in the same room here. We're talking on the phone, like, man!
Comrade Josh
Okay, there's no need to shout. This is a violation of my space to me. These are noise triggers.
Bob
Fuckin noise triggers? Listen, I wanna know something. I wanna know one thing when this is all said and done: what is your name? I need to know your name.
Comrade Josh
My name is Comrade Josh.
Bob
Comrade Joshua? Get a better name. "Comrade Josh" - that's a fuckin ridiculous name for a revolutionary. First off. Second off, I want to know your coordinates. I want to know your location right now. What is it?
Comrade Josh
I'm in a secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki and the stolen land of the Chumash.
Bob
You're fuckin intolerable, man. You're really intolerable. This is not the way revolutionaries do shit. Do you know how hard you are to talk to? Do you know the information I'm trying to give you? You're a little nitpicking prick! That's what you are: a little nitpicking prick. And do you know what I'm gonna do to nitpicking pricks? I'm gonna call in a Greyhawk 10.
Comrade Josh
You're calling in a Greyhawk 10?
Bob
I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, all right? I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now, because I know you've got one. I know you've got one, Comrade Josh. All right, I'm going way over your fuckin head. Way over your head, all right? Put your commanding officer on the phone now!
Comrade Josh
Cause you're calling in a Greyhawk 10?
Bob
I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, Comrade Josh.
Comrade Josh
Please hold.
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Time and its Relevance in Battle
Bob
There are no hands on the clock.
Comrade Josh
Why?
Bob
Because they're not needed.
Comrade Josh
What time is it?
Bob
Uhh, fuck. You know, I don't remember that part. Let's not nitpick over the passwords.
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