Dan Hedaya Quotes

Steve Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?

Kamehl Butabi Yes... nooooooo.

Steve I miss Doug!

Kamehl Butabi He's in the guest house! He's 20 feet away!

Steve But he doesn't have cable!

Kamehl Butabi Yes he does! He has Cinemax!

Steve But there's no HBO! GOD!

Jim Wilkinson (watching Paulson's conversation with ]) He's not... threatening the Republican Presidential nominee, is he?

Nancy Pelosi (when Paulson kneels down in front of her) Hank, I didn't know you were Catholic.

Michele Davis They almost bring down the U.S. economy as we know it, but we can't put restrictions on how they spend the $125 billion we're giving them because... they might not take it?

Timothy Geithner I'm on the Street, Hank, and people are just going about their business. They have no idea the whole thing is about to fall down.

Congressman Barney Frank (reviewing the first draft of TARP) It's all for the banks. You don't want a penny for the average Joe that's about to lose his house?

Doug Dad, last night, we made some very important business contacts.

Kamehl Butabi Really? Doing what? Dancing the Macarena with ]?

Frank Waturi Do you think I feel good? Nobody feels good. After childhood, it's a fact of life. I feel rotten. So what? I don't let it bother me. I don't let it interfere with my job.

Julian Marty Lover-boy oughta lock his door. Lotta nuts out there.

Frank Waturi I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? Harry. Yeah, Harry. But can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you Harry! Harry, Harry. Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. Harry, I am not arguing that with you! Who said that? I didn't say that. If I said that, I would have been wrong. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not arguing that with you! Yeah, Harry, I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! Who told you that? No! I told you that! Me! What? Maybe. Maybe, maybe. Maybe!

Julian Marty Let's do it outside, in nature.

Kamehl Butabi What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?

Doug That's right.

Steve Exactly.

Kamehl Butabi What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.

Doug, Steve What are you doing? God. Man.

Verbal Can I have some coffee?

Dave Kujan In a little while.

Verbal I'm really thirsty. I used to get dehydrated as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey...

Jeff Rabin I'll get you your fuckin coffee!

Suzanne Stone I'm planning to start this exercise class so I can get rid of a few pounds myself.

Joe Maretto From where? Your feet?

Suzanne Stone On TV, the camera adds five pounds.