Too Big to Fail - Economic Crisis and Political Dynamics Unfold
Jim Wilkinson: [[John McCain]
(watching Paulson's conversation with ]) He's not... threatening the Republican Presidential nominee, is he?
Nancy Pelosi:
(when Paulson kneels down in front of her) Hank, I didn't know you were Catholic.
Michele Davis:
They almost bring down the U.S. economy as we know it, but we can't put restrictions on how they spend the $125 billion we're giving them because... they might not take it?
Timothy Geithner:
I'm on the Street, Hank, and people are just going about their business. They have no idea the whole thing is about to fall down.
Congressman Barney Frank:
(reviewing the first draft of TARP) It's all for the banks. You don't want a penny for the average Joe that's about to lose his house?
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To Die For - Perceptions of Weight and Television Influence
Suzanne Stone:
I'm planning to start this exercise class so I can get rid of a few pounds myself.
Joe Maretto: [chuckles; wife Angela laughs]
From where? Your feet?
Suzanne Stone:
On TV, the camera adds five pounds.
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Joe Versus the Volcano - Doubts About Capability and Arguments Persist
Frank Waturi: [On the phone]
I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? Harry. Yeah, Harry. But can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you Harry! Harry, Harry. Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. Harry, I am not arguing that with you! Who said that? I didn't say that. If I said that, I would have been wrong. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not arguing that with you! Yeah, Harry, I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! Who told you that? No! I told you that! Me! What? Maybe. Maybe, maybe. Maybe!
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Joe Versus the Volcano - Acceptance of Life's Discomforts
Frank Waturi: [to Joe]
Do you think I feel good? Nobody feels good. After childhood, it's a fact of life. I feel rotten. So what? I don't let it bother me. I don't let it interfere with my job.
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A Night at the Roxbury - Making Business Contacts Through Dancing
Doug:
Dad, last night, we made some very important business contacts.
Kamehl Butabi: [[Donald Trump]
Really? Doing what? Dancing the Macarena with ]?
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A Night at the Roxbury - Misunderstanding About Cable Access
Steve:
I miss Doug!
Kamehl Butabi:
He's in the guest house! He's 20 feet away!
Steve:
But he doesn't have cable!
Kamehl Butabi:
Yes he does! He has Cinemax!
Steve: [runs off crying]
But there's no HBO! GOD!
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A Night at the Roxbury - Plans for a Night Out at the Club
Kamehl Butabi:
What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?
Doug:
That's right.
Steve:
Exactly.
Kamehl Butabi: [Kamehl takes their car keys]
What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.
Doug, Steve:
What are you doing? God. Man.
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A Night at the Roxbury - Ambiguous Advice from Father to Son
Steve: [on his marriage]
Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?
Kamehl Butabi:
Yes... nooooooo.
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Blood Simple - Embracing Nature for a Change
Julian Marty:
Let's do it outside, in nature.
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Blood Simple - Caution in a Dangerous World
Julian Marty:
Lover-boy oughta lock his door. Lotta nuts out there.
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The Usual Suspects - A Request for Coffee and a Story
Verbal:
Can I have some coffee?
Dave Kujan:
In a little while.
Verbal:
I'm really thirsty. I used to get dehydrated as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey...
Jeff Rabin:
I'll get you your fuckin coffee!
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