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Dan Shor Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Dan Shor

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Freud's Diagnosis in an Unexpected Encounter
Freud Hello, I'm Dr. Freud, but you may call me "Siggy".
[to the girls at the mall]
Girl Oh, my God!
[cracking up; laughs with her friend]
Freud You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.
Girl You are such a geek!
[still giggling; walks off with her friend, laughing]
Billy the Kid Way to go, egghead.
[sarcastically to Freud; walks off]
Socrates Geek!
[laughs and follows Billy]
Freud What is a "geek"?
[confused]
Misunderstanding in the Digital Realm
Crom Look. This... is all a mistake. I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play in these video games!
Guard Sure you can, pal. You look like a natural athlete if I ever saw one.
Crom Who, me? Are you kidding? No, I run to check on T-bill rates, I get out of breath. Hey, look, you guys are gonna make my User, Mr. Henderson, very angry. He's a full-branch manager.
Guard Great. Another religious nut.
[pushes Crom into the holding cell]
Ram I'd say "Welcome Friend". But not here. Not like this.
Crom I don't even know what I'm doing here.
Ram Do you believe in the Users?
Crom Sure I do. If I don't have a User, then who wrote me?
Ram That's what you're doing down here.
Unlikely Encounters in a Virtual World
Ram The new guy was asking about you.
Tron It's too bad he's in a match now. I'll probably never meet him.
Ram You might. There's something different about him.