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Bugs Bunny: [Elmer shoots Bugs] See, I told you this wouldn’t work without—

Bugs Bunny: [coughing and groaning] Oh! Oh pain! Oh agony!

Mr. Warner's Brother: You're fired.

Mr. Warner: You got rid of our best duck.

Kate Houghton: [Kate stands up from her seat and looks at the Warner Bros., with Bugs (no longer hurt or all bandaged up) pretending to be the third Warner Brother] What?! You can't fire me. My films have made 950 million dollars!

Mr. Warner: That's not a billion.

Mr. Warner's Brother: Nope. Not a billion.

Kate Houghton: Okay, I think we can all agree that the decision of firing the duck was a bad one. But it's time to move on. And by move on, I mean reverse course and get Daffy back.

Warner Brothers: By Monday.

Kate Houghton: I'll have Daffy back by Monday.

Bugs Bunny: Eh, that went well. Listen, dollface, if I know Daffy, he's already hit the road by now.

Daffy Duck: [points at Bugs, who is wearing Groucho glasses and a spinning bowtie; everyone laughs] So, it has come to this. I'm afraid that Brothers Warner must choose between a handsome matinee idol, or this miscreant perpetrator of LOW burlesque.

Mr. Warner's Brother: Whichever one's not the duck.

Daffy Duck: Say, that's the stuff from my office.

Mr. Warner: You don't have an office.

Mr. Warner's Brother: Not any more.

Daffy Duck: [begs at the Warner Bros.; jumps on Kate] Symbolically, this is bad. Please, Brother! Uh, other Brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please! I'm too young and tender to retire. Hoo-Hoo?

Kate Houghton: Let me escort you out.

Daffy Duck: [Kate drags Daffy out of the boardroom] WAIT! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here!

Daffy Duck: [looking over the script; to the boardroom members, Kate Houghton, and the Warner Bros.; to the Warner Bros.] Hold everything. "Daffy gets blasted." Mm-hmm. Page 7: "Daffy gets blasted." Uh-huh. Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!" What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. The Brothers Warner, show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge… to that long-eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged—

Bugs Bunny: [to the boardroom members; to Daffy] Eh, what's up, doc? Hi, Bobby. How's your wife? Great nose job, Chuck. Thanks, goils. Good rug, Mel. Never wouldv'e guessed it. Eh, pardon me.

Daffy Duck: The pleasure is mine.

Bugs Bunny: [to the Warner Bros.; shows the boardroom members his wallet full of photos of his many relatives] Warner Brothers, I think Daff's right. Maybe I'll take a vacation. Go visit my five hundred and foity-two nieces and nephews.

Kate Houghton: [to Daffy] Mr. Duck, excuse me, I'm sorry. I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny.

Daffy Duck: Oh, my. Heavens, no. You can't have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny. And if you don't mind me asking, who's glorified personal assistant are you?

Kate Houghton: Kate Houghton, Vice President Comedy.

Daffy Duck: [Looks down to see his hands on ice] Oh. Right.

Mr. Warner: [to his brother about Kate] Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies.

Mr. Warner's Brother: [[w:Lethal Weapon|Lethal Weapon] Finally. A ] that I can take my grandchildren to see.

Kate Houghton: [to the boardroom members; shows Daffy a green bar graph chart accompanied by Bugs' picture next to it on each boardroom member's phone; the graph chart switches to a red bar graph chart accompanied by a 2D sprite of Daffy on it, which crashes in the ground as the graph goes down] Gentlemen, check your phones. Our current research shows that Bugs Bunny is a core asset that appeals to male and female audiences both young and old alike throughout the universe, while your fanbase is limited down to angry fat guys in basements.

Daffy Duck: [to the boardroom members] Yeah, but... but... Aw, come on, fellas! I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbit is!