Memorable Quotes from Dan Stanton
3 quotesA Choice Between Idol and Miscreant
Daffy Duck
So, it has come to this. I'm afraid that Brothers Warner must choose between a handsome matinee idol, or this miscreant perpetrator of LOW burlesque.
[points at Bugs, who is wearing Groucho glasses and a spinning bowtie; everyone laughs]
Mr. Warner's Brother
Whichever one's not the duck.
Daffy Duck
Say, that's the stuff from my office.
Mr. Warner
You don't have an office.
Mr. Warner's Brother
Not any more.
Daffy Duck
Symbolically, this is bad. Please, Brother! Uh, other Brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please! I'm too young and tender to retire. Hoo-Hoo?
[begs at the Warner Bros.; jumps on Kate]
Kate Houghton
Let me escort you out.
Daffy Duck
WAIT! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here!
[Kate drags Daffy out of the boardroom]
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Consequences of a Failed Plan
Bugs Bunny
See, I told you this wouldn’t work without—
[Elmer shoots Bugs]
Bugs Bunny
Oh! Oh pain! Oh agony!
[coughing and groaning]
Mr. Warner's Brother
You're fired.
Mr. Warner
You got rid of our best duck.
Kate Houghton
What?! You can't fire me. My films have made 950 million dollars!
[Kate stands up from her seat and looks at the Warner Bros., with Bugs (no longer hurt or all bandaged up) pretending to be the third Warner Brother]
Mr. Warner
That's not a billion.
Mr. Warner's Brother
Nope. Not a billion.
Kate Houghton
Okay, I think we can all agree that the decision of firing the duck was a bad one. But it's time to move on. And by move on, I mean reverse course and get Daffy back.
Warner Brothers
By Monday.
Kate Houghton
I'll have Daffy back by Monday.
Bugs Bunny
Eh, that went well. Listen, dollface, if I know Daffy, he's already hit the road by now.
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Daffy Duck Questions Show Business Practices
Daffy Duck
Hold everything. "Daffy gets blasted." Mm-hmm. Page 7: "Daffy gets blasted." Uh-huh. Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!" What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. The Brothers Warner, show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge… to that long-eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged—
[looking over the script; to the boardroom members, Kate Houghton, and the Warner Bros.; to the Warner Bros.]
Bugs Bunny
Eh, what's up, doc? Hi, Bobby. How's your wife? Great nose job, Chuck. Thanks, goils. Good rug, Mel. Never wouldv'e guessed it. Eh, pardon me.
[to the boardroom members; to Daffy]
Daffy Duck
The pleasure is mine.
Bugs Bunny
Warner Brothers, I think Daff's right. Maybe I'll take a vacation. Go visit my five hundred and foity-two nieces and nephews.
[to the Warner Bros.; shows the boardroom members his wallet full of photos of his many relatives]
Kate Houghton
Mr. Duck, excuse me, I'm sorry. I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny.
[to Daffy]
Daffy Duck
Oh, my. Heavens, no. You can't have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny. And if you don't mind me asking, who's glorified personal assistant are you?
Kate Houghton
Kate Houghton, Vice President Comedy.
Daffy Duck
Oh. Right.
[Looks down to see his hands on ice]
Mr. Warner
Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies.
[to his brother about Kate]
Mr. Warner's Brother
Finally. A ] that I can take my grandchildren to see.
[[w:Lethal Weapon|Lethal Weapon]
Kate Houghton
Gentlemen, check your phones. Our current research shows that Bugs Bunny is a core asset that appeals to male and female audiences both young and old alike throughout the universe, while your fanbase is limited down to angry fat guys in basements.
[to the boardroom members; shows Daffy a green bar graph chart accompanied by Bugs' picture next to it on each boardroom member's phone; the graph chart switches to a red bar graph chart accompanied by a 2D sprite of Daffy on it, which crashes in the ground as the graph goes down]
Daffy Duck
Yeah, but... but... Aw, come on, fellas! I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbit is!
[to the boardroom members]
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