National Lampoon's European Vacation - Family Crisis During European Trip
Clark Griswold:
Get in.
Rusty Griswold:
What Happened?
Audrey Griswold:
Oh, not much. Mom's been kidnapped.
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National Lampoon's European Vacation - Misunderstanding Language in Family Conversations
Clark Griswold:
What are we looking for?
Audrey Griswold:
Sechs (pronounced sex) Dad.
Clark Griswold:
That'll do Audrey.
Rusty Griswold:
Dad that's German for six.
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National Lampoon's European Vacation - Explaining the Queen's Role in Humor
Clark Griswold:
Aw, there's Buckingham Palace, kids, that's where the Queen lives and works.
Audrey Griswold:
What does she do?
Clark Griswold:
She queens. And she vacuums.
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