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Dana Ivey Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Dana Ivey

3 quotes
Mumford
Perceptions of Doctoral Credentials in Conversation
Mrs. Crisp What kind of doctor are you?
Dr. Mumford Ph.D. Psychologist.
Mrs. Crisp Oh. Not a real doctor.
Dr. Mumford That's right, the fake kind.
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Simon Birch
Discussion of Church Activities and Beliefs
Rev. Russell I'd like to take a few minutes to discuss some of the upcoming activities on the church calendar.
Simon Birch Here we go.
Ben Goodrich What's wrong, Simon?
[Quietly]
Simon Birch Who knows what God thinks about current events?
Rev. Russell Does someone have a question?
Ben Goodrich Uh, no, sir - um, your honor, no,...Father, thank you. No, sir.
Rev. Russell It's always nice to see new faces in the congregation. I'd like to invite them downstairs to join my wife and children, and myself for coffee and doughnuts downstairs after the service.
Simon Birch What does coffee and doughnuts have to do with God?
Grandmother Wenteworth Simon, you better be quiet!
[Quietly]
Rev. Russell Simon, is there something you'd like to share with us?
Simon Birch I said, "What does coffee and doughnuts have to do with God?
Rev. Russell They're merely refreshments so people can socialize and, uh, and discuss the upcoming activities.
Simon Birch Who ever said the church needs a continental breakfast?
Rev. Russell -Simon!
Simon Birch I doubt that God is interested in our church activities.
Rev. Russell -Simon!
Simon Birch -If God has made the church bake sale a priority, then I'd say we're all in a lot of trouble.
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Simon Birch
Unusual Observations About a Child's Voice
Grandmother Wenteworth That child is positively unnatural.
Hilde Most peculiar.
Grandmother Wenteworth And his voice, like--
Hilde A mouse.
Grandmother Wenteworth More than one. Like mice.
Hilde Strangled mice.
Grandmother Wenteworth Strangled mice. Very good, Hilde.
[laughing]
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