Fletch - Unconventional Banter Between Characters
Gail Stanwyk:
You ordered lunch to my room.
Fletch:
Well, I knew that's where my mouth would be.
Gail Stanwyk:
Are you always this forward?
Fletch:
Only with wet, married women.
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Fletch - A Humorous Exchange of Introductions
Fletch:
I'm a friend of Alan's. I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk:
Ohhhh, John. John who?
Fletch:
John Cock... tos... ton.
Gail Stanwyk:
That's a beautiful name.
Fletch:
It's Scotch-Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk:
That's an odd combination.
Fletch:
So were my parents.
Fletch:
I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out?
Gail Stanwyck:
Alan's in Utah
Fletch:
I...can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.
Gail Stanwyck:
You know, if I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who hit on me, I'd be a rich woman.
Fletch:
You ARE a rich woman.
Gail Stanwyck:
See what I mean?
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