Memorable Quotes from Dana Wheeler-Nicholson
2 quotesUnconventional Banter Between Characters
Gail Stanwyk
You ordered lunch to my room.
Fletch
Well, I knew that's where my mouth would be.
Gail Stanwyk
Are you always this forward?
Fletch
Only with wet, married women.
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A Humorous Exchange of Introductions
Fletch
I'm a friend of Alan's. I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk
Ohhhh, John. John who?
Fletch
John Cock... tos... ton.
Gail Stanwyk
That's a beautiful name.
Fletch
It's Scotch-Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk
That's an odd combination.
Fletch
So were my parents.
Fletch
I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out?
Gail Stanwyck
Alan's in Utah
Fletch
I...can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.
Gail Stanwyck
You know, if I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who hit on me, I'd be a rich woman.
Fletch
You ARE a rich woman.
Gail Stanwyck
See what I mean?
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