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Dane Farwell Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Dane Farwell

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Scream 4
A Mysterious Phone Call Unfolds
Jenny Could you get that? Marnie?
Marnie Yeah... Hello?
[''goes to the kitchen and answers the phone]
Ghostface App Hello. Who's this?
Marnie Marnie, who's this?
Ghostface App This is the last person you're ever gonna see alive.
Marnie What?
[''Disturbed'']
Jenny I'm sorry, I had to.
[''Laughing'']
Marnie You bitch! So not funny!
Jenny Somebody falls for it every year.
Marnie I don't see why you get off under the---
Jenny Marnie? Marnie? Marnie? Good one, Marnie! Lights out, phone on the floor. You know,... You really should direct horror films. Wherever you are. Let me guess, you want me to walk by an open door frame so you can pop out, huh? Okay, timing. Timing is perfect! But you don't have an app on your phone, so you can't talk like Ghostface, can you?
[''Leaves the hallway''; ''Checks downstairs''; ''Goes downstairs and finds the phone on the floor; ''picks up the phone and tries to look around the house''; ''Turns around but no one is there. The phone rings; ''Puts phone up to her ear'']
Ghostface Yes, I can.
Jenny Who is this?
[''Shocked'']
Ghostface Not an app.
Jenny Is this Trevor?
Ghostface Do I sound like a Trevor to you? Think of me as your director. You're in my movie, you got a fun part, so don't blow it.
Jenny What movie?
Ghostface Same one Marnie's in, only her part got cut way back. But you? You're the dumb blonde with the big tits. We'll have some fun with you before you die.
Jenny I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ, asshole! What did you do with Marnie?
Ghostface She's on the cutting room floor!
Jenny That's not funny!
Ghostface This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live and people die, and you'd better start running!
Jenny Marnie?
[''Horrified'']
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Scream 4
Tension Escalates in Scream 4 Dialogue
Kirby It's Charlie's phone.
[''Checks on her phone''; ''Unlocks her phone'']
Ghostface Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight! Tell Sidney it's all because of her! Or maybe she wants into his place. I promise to be quick!
Kirby It's him.
[''Turns to Sidney'']
Sidney Okay, Kirby, I'm gonna get Jill. Wish me in the same place. Just keep him on the phone. I-I'll be right back, okay?
Kirby Let him go, please.
Ghostface I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like them as much as him? Forget watching Stab. Instead, you get to live it.
Kirby No. No, no, no, no. He's the expert. It's not me.
Ghostface Warm up question: Jason's weapon?
Kirby Uh, it's a machete.
Ghostface There. You see? You do know the genre. ]?
[[w:Michael Myers|Michael Myers]
Kirby Uh, butcher knife.
Ghostface ]?
[[w:Leatherface|Leatherface]
Kirby Chainsaw! Please!
[''Crying'']
Ghostface Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?
Kirby Razor-hands.
Ghostface Name the movie that started the slasher craze: ], ], ], or ]?
[[Halloween (1978 film)|Halloween; [The Texas Chain Saw Massacre|Texas Chainsaw Massacre; [The Last House on the Left (1972 film)|Last House on the Left; [Psycho (1960 film)|Psycho]
Kirby Psycho.
Ghostface None of the above! ], 1960, directed by Michael Powell. First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.
[[Peeping Tom (film)|Peeping Tom]
Kirby Wait! No, no, no! Please, just ask me one more question! Just one more!
Ghostface All right, Kirby. Then it's time for your last chance question. Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the vill...
Kirby pPanicked] ], uh, ], ], ], ], Uh-uh, ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ]! It's one of those, right? Right?! I got it right. I was fucking right!
[[Halloween (2007 film)|Halloween; [The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 film)|Texas Chainsaw; [Dawn of the Dead (2004 film)|Dawn of the Dead; [The Hills Have Eyes (2006 film)|The Hills Have E-e-eyes; [The Amityville Horror (2005 film)|Amityville Horror; [The Last House on the Left (2009 film)|Last House on the Left; [Friday the 13th (2009 film)|Friday the 13th; [A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010 film)|A Nightmare On Elm Street; [My Bloody Valentine 3D|My Bloody Valentine; [When a Stranger Calls (2006 film)|When A Stranger Calls; [Prom Night (2008 film)|Prom Night; [Black Christmas (2006 film)|Black Christmas; [House of Wax (2005 film)|House of Wax; [The Fog (2005 film)|The Fog; [Piranha 3D|Piranha; ''The killer hangs up the call. Everything is silent, then relievedly'']
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Scream 4
Challenging the Notion of Stardom in Horror
Sidney What?
Ghostface Welcome home, Sidney. Preview of coming events.
Sidney Why don't you come for me? You got the balls for that?
Ghostface Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you? You think you're still the star?
Sidney This isn't a fucking movie!
Ghostface It will be.
Sidney These are innocent people!
Ghostface Spare me the lecture! You've done very well by all this bloodshed, haven't you? Well, how about the town you left behind? I've got plans for you. I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don't blink when I stab you in the face. You'll die when I want you to, Sidney, not a moment before. Until then, you're going to suffer!
Jill Sidney!
Sidney Jill?
Sidney Stay right there.
Jill Is she-?
Sidney Do not look, okay?
Jill She said you were the angel of death.
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Scream 4
A Haunting Call Unfolds
Rebecca This is Rebecca.
Ghostface Sidney Prescott, please.
Rebecca I'm handling Ms. Prescott's calls and appearances. May I take a message?
Ghostface You are the message. Are you writing this down?
[''Rebecca looks back'']
Rebecca Yes, I am. It's kinda hard to hear you. I'm in the hospital with Sidney, if you can hang on this one second-
Ghostface I've got time. It's you that doesn't. You know, Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me like you're in the hospital. Sounds like you're in a parking garage. A dark and deserted parking garage. But if you wanna be in the hospital, I'd be happy to put you there - in the fucking morgue!
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Scream 4
Survival's Cost in a Deadly Game
Sidney Roberts residence.
Ghostface You're a survivor, aren't you, Sidney? Your one and only skill: You survive. I've one question for you. What good did it to be a survivor in this little drama, if everyone close to you is dead?
Sidney ...Who are you?
Ghostface Turn on the TV to channel 6.
Sidney Who the fuck are you?
Ghostface Turn it on. Watch the teaser.
Newcaster ...But it nearly turned deathly tonight, with the latest victim of this attack being the wife of the Woodsboro Sheriff: Gale Riley, AKA Gale Weathers, who is in serious condition tonight after being stabbed. Her assailant then disappeared in sea of identic--
Ghostface Glad you came home, Sidney. Has it been worth it yet?
[''Giggling'']
Sidney Why are you doing this?
Ghostface Ah, friends count, but it's the family ties that cut deep. Am I right?
Sidney What do you mean?
Ghostface The ones you care about most. And what's closer than family? The bond of blood.
Ghostface You can't save them. All you can do is watch.
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Scream 4
Handling a Phone Call in Scream 4
Kirby It's Trevor. I'll handle this.
Jill Trevor's calling.
[''On the phone to Olivia'']
Kirby What do you want?
Ghostface I want to talk to Jill.
Kirby Uh... no. It's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor, Jill is screening her calls from all past relationships.
Olivia What's going on over there?
Jill Olivia, hang on a second. What is he saying?
[''To Olivia''; ''Turns to Kirby'']
Ghostface I'm not Trevor.
Kirby What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
Ghostface This isn't Trevor.
Kirby Oh. Oh, all right, then why do you have his phone? Whoever this is. He's trying to do Ghostface.
[''Turns to Jill''; ''Laughs'']
Jill He's being weird.
[''To Olivia'']
Ghostface I want to talk to Jill.
Kirby Okay, well, she doesn't want to talk to you. Come on, Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me.. Or are you just supposed to ask me a question?
Ghostface All right. How's the movie?
Kirby What movie?
Ghostface ]?
[[w:Shaun of the Dead|Shaun of the Dead]
Kirby How did you know that?
[''Alarmed'']
Ghostface Because I'm standing in the closet.
Kirby Stop, you're not.
Jill What is going on?
Kirby Trevor's being weird. I mean, if it is him, I don't know.
Jill What?
Ghostface This is not fucking Trevor!
Kirby Well, then who the fuck are you?
Ghostface Open the closet door.
Kirby You do know there are cops all over the house?
Ghostface I think I have just enough time to slice someone open!
Jill I'll talk to him.
Kirby Shh...
Olivia What's going on over there, you guys?
Jill S-Sorry I? I don't know? Kirby-
[''Turns to Kirby'']
Kirby Shh...
Jill Kirby.
Ghostface Come on, do it.
Kirby There's no way you're in there.
[''Stumbles to the closet'']
Ghostface See for yourself.
Jill Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me. This isn't funny. Kirby!
Kirby Liar. I'm over this!
[''Relieved'']
Ghostface I never said I was in your closet.
Jill What?
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