Memorable Quotes from Daniel Emilfork
2 quotesThe Tragic Tale of an Inventor's Creations
L'oncle Irvin
Once upon a time there was an inventor so gifted that he could create life. A truly remarkable man.
[Following through with his suggestion that a solution might be found found in an analysis of Krank's "tears"]
Krank
A ]! Tears are welling in my eyes.
[Sarcastically; [fairy tale]
L'oncle Irvin
Since he had no wife or children he decided to create them in his laboratory. He started with wife and fas into the most beautiful princess in the world. Alas, a wicked genetic fairy cast a spell on the inventor so much so that the princess was only knee height or less. He then cloned six children in his own image, faithful, hardworking. They were so alike no one could tell them apart. But fate tricked him again, giving them all sleeping sickness. Craving someone to talk to he grew in a fish-tank a poor migraine-ridden brain. And then at last he created his masterpiece more intelligent then the most intelligent man on Earth.
L'oncle Irvin
But alas the inventor made a serious mistake. While his creation was intelligent he never ever had a dream. You can't image how his sadness made him quickly he grow old.
Clone
Boss!... There!... There!
[Seeing it]
Clone
Quick! A dropper!
Clone
A dropper Quick!
Mlle. Bismuth
A dropper!
[Bismuth and the clones start rushes around for a dropper]
Mlle. Bismuth
A dropper!
Clone
A dropper!
Mlle. Bismuth
A dropper! A dropper!
Clone
A dropper!
Mlle. Bismuth
Ah, a dropper!
[Finding one]
L'oncle Irvin
The poor masterpiece became so crazed he believed a single tear drop could save him. And after many cruel deeds he died.
[Disgusted]
L'oncle Irvin
Never knowing what it was to dream!
[shouting]
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The Nature of Nightmares and Feelings
Krank
Irvin?
L'oncle Irvin
I've got a migraine!
Krank
Irvin, you know all about feelings. Won't you try to help me? Won't you explain why all those children only have nightmares?
L'oncle Irvin
Because you are their nightmare. You could persecute all the children in the world, but there's one thing you'll never have.
Krank
What?
L'oncle Irvin
A soul.
Krank
Because you believe you have one? You don't even have a body. The one who created us made us all monsters.
L'oncle Irvin
No Krank, you're wrong. You are the only monster here.
Krank
Be Quiet! He is the only one responsible for that, I say I'm innocent. I'm innocent!
[Distressed]
Krank
In any case, I thank you for your help.
[Shuffles away and then turns back with regained composure]
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