Barely Legal - Consequences of Actions in Life
Fred:
So I guess we all got what we deserved, ha? No money, no power, no women.
Matt:
Tony Montana would be pissed...
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Barely Legal - Deciding the Next Step Together
Matt:
Alright, so now what? Do we make this thing?
Deacon:
I don't know. Maybe we should just call it quits.
Ashley:
Hey, guys.
Deacon:
Oh, Ash, hey. What are you doing here?
Ashley:
I need you.
Fred:
What?!
Ashley: [Deacon puts on a puzzled expression]
I need you to make this movie. For my reel.
Deacon:
Well, actually we were just talking about...
Ashley: [suddenly touches Deacon's face]
...Oh, wow. You have an eyelash, Deacon. Make a wish.
Deacon: [gently blows the eyelash from her finger and starts narrating; [w:Testosterone|Testosterone]
] is a drug more powerful than heroin. And girls know it. They use our obsession against us, to get flowers and class rings and commitments. And in Ashley's case, full length adult videos. But come on, if she hadn't come back, we could have stopped. But we were weak. And at that moment, if Ashley would have asked us to jump off a bridge...as I'm sure you can guess...we would have done it. We had to finish the film.
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Barely Legal - Unexpected Help in a Confusing Moment
Deacon:
Hmm, Ashley, maybe you could help him out.
Jake:
Yeah. Wait, what?
Ashley: [Casually]
Okay.
Ashley: [after Jake howls twice and then has a premature ejaculation on her hand]
Oh! Oh, God.
Matt:
Wait, I'm not set up for that shot!
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Barely Legal - Unexpected Interruptions in Private Moments
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Barely Legal - Consequences of a Poorly Planned Scheme
Fred:
See? See, I told you this Scarface plan was stupid.
Deacon:
This is great...so now not only do we have no car, no girls, we also got no money!
Matt:
And no porn.
Deacon:
Shit!
Matt:
Tony Montana would be pissed...
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Barely Legal - Dreams of Success and Reality Check
Deacon:
That...should be us.
Fred:
That's not gonna be us. This year, next year, or any year. Ever.
Deacon: [[w:Tony Montana|Tony Montana; [w:Scarface (1983 film)|Scarface]
Why not? Think about it. All you gotta do is follow the simple lessons of ] in ].
Matt: [just arrived in his bicycle]
Oh, good movie. [starts imitating Scarface#Tony Montana|
Deacon:
Word.
Matt:
Word.
Fred:
So we're gonna become Cuban drug lords?
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