Memorable Quotes from Daniel Mays
7 quotesDelayed Expectations Amidst Harsh Conditions
Blake
Is there any news, Sarge?
Sergeant Sanders
News of what
Blake
The big push. It was supposed to happen weeks ago. They told us we'd be home by Christmas.
Sergeant Sanders
Yes, well, sorry to disrupt your crowded schedule, Blake, but the Brass Hats didn't fancy it in the snow.
Blake
More's the pity, Sarge. I could have done with some turkey.
Sergeant Sanders
Well, I'll be sure to relay your displeasure to Command.
Blake
So, what's on the cards then, Sergeant?
Sergeant Sanders
The Hun are up to something.
Blake
Any idea what?
Sergeant Sanders
No, but it's about to ruin our weekend. Now, listen. Erinmore is inside, so tidy yourselves up. Never know. Might be mentions in dispatches for this one... if you don't bugger it up.
[Sanders stops in front of a dugout entrance and turns around to face Blake and Schofield]
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Reflections on Mortality and Obsolete Experiences
Nemo aged 118
I've got nothing to say to you. I'm Mr. Nobody, a man who doesn't exist.
Young journalist
Do you remember what the world was like before telomerization? Quasi-immortality? What was it like when humans were mortals?
Nemo aged 118
There were cars that polluted. We smoked cigarettes. We ate meat. We did everything we can't do in this dump and it was wonderful! Most of the time nothing happened... like a French movie.
Young journalist
And, um, sexually? Before sex became obsolete.
Nemo aged 118
Ha, ha! We screwed! Everybody was always screwing. We fell in love... we fell in love.
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Exploring the Land of Poo
Celia
Where are we?
Cyril
We're in the land of poo. Duck poo, hen poo, cow poo, goat poo. Poo as far as the eye can see.
Blenkinsop
Here we are then. Out you get.
Cyril
In fact, it's a British museum of poo.
Celia
Have you gone completely insane, Blenkinsop? Mummy would never send me to a place like this. Take me home. You see?! They are savages. I refuse to leave the car!
[Screams as Vincent frightens her]
Cyril
Oh, put a sock in it, Cels! We've got no choice.
Celia
Take me home right now!
Cyril
And you know why we haven't got a choice too. So let's just stop pretending we're here because of bombs.
Cyril
Greetings, all covered-in-poo people. Do you speak English?
Norman
You're early.
Cyril
Yes, poo man. We've come from far away. Far. From the land of soap and indoor toilets.
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Understanding Consequences and Compassion in Crisis
Sid
How could she do that?
Stan
I know you think she done a bad thing. But God knows, she's gonna get punished enough for what she done. We can't let her down.
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Choosing Action Over Captivity in War
Pilot
What if we have to bail out over Japan?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle
Well, in that situation, I can't tell you what to do.
Rafe
What would you do, colonel?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle
I wasn't built to be a prisoner... so I would have my crew bail out. I'd find the sweetest military target I could and drive my plane right smack into the middle of it and kill as many of those bastards as I possibly could.
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The Meaning of Life's Choices
Young journalist
Everything you say is contradictory. You can't have been in one place and another at the same time. Of all those lives, which one is the right one?
Nemo aged 118
Each of these lives is the right one! Every path is the right path. Everything could have been anything else and it would have just as much meaning.
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Brotherly Connection in Military Orders
Sergeant Sanders
Lance Corporals Blake and Schofield, sir.
General Erinmore
Which one of you is Blake?
Blake
Sir.
General Erinmore
You have a brother, a lieutenant in the Second Devons?
Blake
Yes, sir. Joseph Blake; is he--?
General Erinmore
Alive. As far as I know. And with your help, I'd like to keep it that way. Sanders tells me you're good with maps. That true?
Blake
Good enough, sir.
General Erinmore
So... We are here. The Second Devons are advancing here. How long will it take you to get there?
[indicates the British position on map; indicates an 'X' on map]
Blake
I don't understand, sir.
[confused]
Schofield
Sir, that land is held by the Germans.
General Erinmore
Germans have gone. Don't get your hopes up. It appears to be a strategic withdrawal. They seem to have created a new line, nine miles back here by the look of it. Colonel Mackenzie is in command of the Second. He sent word yesterday morning he was going after the retreating Germans. He is convinced he has them on the run, that if he can break their lines now, he will turn the tide. He is wrong. Colonel Mackenzie has not seen these aerials of the enemy's new line. Come around here, gentlemen.
General Erinmore
Three miles deep, field fortifications, defenses, artillery the like of which we've never seen before. The Second are due to attack the line shortly after dawn tomorrow. They have no idea what they're in for. And we can't warn them; as a parting gift, the enemy cut all our telephone lines. Your orders are to get to the Second at Croisilles Wood, one mile southeast of the town of Écoust. Deliver this to Colonel Mackenzie. It is a direct order to call off tomorrow morning's attack. If you don't, it will be a massacre. We will lose two battalions, sixteen hundred men, your brother among them. Do you think you can get there in time?
[hands Blake a sealed envelope]
Blake
Yes, sir.
General Erinmore
Any questions?
Blake
No, sir.
General Erinmore
Good. Over to you, Lieutenant.
[to Lieutenant Gordon]
Lieutenant Gordon
Supplies, gentlemen. Maps, torches, grenades and, uh... a couple of little treats. Leave immediately, take this trench west, up on Sauchiehall Street, then northwest on Paradise Alley at the front. Continue along the front line until you find the Yorks. Give this note to Major Stevenson. He's holding the line at the shortest span of no man's land. You'll cross there.
[Blake and Schofield begin gathering supplies; hands Blake a note]
Schofield
It'll be daylight, sir. They'll see us.
General Erinmore
No need to be concerned. You should meet no resistance.
Blake
Sir, is-- is it just us?
General Erinmore
] Wouldn't you say, Lieutenant?
[[Rudyard Kipling|"Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne / He travels the fastest who travels alone."]
Lieutenant Gordon
Yes, sir, I would.
General Erinmore
Good luck.
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