Memorable Quotes from Danielle Harris
11 quotesTensions Rise in a Heated Confrontation
Darian Hallenbeck
(to Jimmy) What the hell is that number on the back of your head? What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it?
Sarah Hallenbeck
Call your shrink, Joe! Call him and tell him that you're fucking losing it!
Billy Cole
Ain't life a bitch?
Inspector
This is a police matter, you dumb son of a bitch! And I'm sick and tired of sweeping up your dead bodies! Now the next time I see your ugly mug...I'm gonna put a bullet in it! You got it?
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Name Tags and Early Mornings
Sue Ellen
Why are you guys wearing name tags?
Walter
She says she has trouble remembering things.
Melissa
We're supposed to wear them at all times, and she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.
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Misunderstandings About a Babysitter's Condition
Zach
We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
Sue Ellen
I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
Melissa
Probably choked on her whistle.
Walter
She doesn't look dead.
Zach
That's cause it just happened. So, you can't really tell, like on ].
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Kenny
Um... what should we do with her body?
Sue Ellen
Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well, I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
Kenny
They'll probably blame us.
Sue Ellen
They'll definitely call Mom.
Melissa
SHE'LL blame us.
Kenny
Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then she'll be in our faces.
Sue Ellen
I don't want Mom to come home.
Zach
I don't either.
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A Mother's Need for a Break
Melissa
How come you gotta go?
Mom
Because, I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break.
Melissa
You swore you'd sign me up for baseball.
Mom
Little League will still be there next year.
Melissa
So will Australia. I wish Dad were around.
Mom
No, you don't.
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Family Responsibilities and Personal Priorities Conflict
Darlene Carruthers
You'll have to watch Jamie tonight.
Rachel Carruthers
Not tonight. I've got that date with Brady. You know how important that is.
Darlene Carruthers
Well, tonight is very important for your father and me.
Rachel Carruthers
Can't you find somebody else?
Darlene Carruthers
It's too late.
Rachel Carruthers
What am I suppose to tell Brady? "Sorry, but I've got to babysit my foster sister. Go and have fun by yourself.
Darlene Carruthers
It's not exactly the end of the world for goodness sake.
Rachel Carruthers
Sure it is! I think tonight Brady was ready to make a commitment. But now- my future relationship, my engagement, my marriage, my children and your grandchildren have all been wiped out because I have to babysit.
Darlene Carruthers
Oh, joy!
Jamie Lloyd
I'm sorry I ruined everything. If I wasn't here you can go out.
[sorrowful]
Richard Carruthers
Good job Rachel. That little girl needs all the love we can give her right now. All you can do is think about yourself.
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A Conversation About Staying Up High
Mom
Melissa, want to get down from there?
Melissa
No.
Mom
Get down from there.
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Confrontation and Tension Between Friends
Annie Brackett
Hey, where are you going?
Laurie Strode
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Annie Brackett
Wait. Wait, hey! Listen, my dad called. He was trying to find you.
Laurie Strode
Yeah, I bet he was. Tell me you didn't know, please! Tell me you didn't know.
Annie Brackett
Know what?
Laurie Strode
Fuck it. I mean, daddy's little princess knows all, right?
Annie Brackett
What are you talking about?
Annie Brackett
Hey, stop. Calm down. Look at me. What is going on? Let me just call my dad, okay? We can talk to him.
Laurie Strode
You know what? I have a message for your dad. Tell him that Angel says "fuck you"!
Annie Brackett
Who is Angel?! Laurie!
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The Unending Threat of Michael Myers
Sheriff Ben Meeker
National Guard will take him to a maximum security facility where he'll stay till the day he dies.
Jamie Lloyd
He'll never die.
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The Connection of Heart and Destiny
Jamie Lloyd
Don't go.
Tina Williams
I have to.
Jamie Lloyd
Why?
Tina Williams
Because. You might not understand but when you're older there are people you're gonna meet who make you feel like connected. Like your heart is made of neon and when you find them you have to be with them.
Jamie Lloyd
But he was with you.
Tina Williams
Who?
Jamie Lloyd
The boogeyman.
Tina Williams
Oh yeah, that's one way of describing him.
[Kisses her, and gets up]
Jamie Lloyd
Tina, no!
Tina Williams
Honey, I will come back later tonight and I will sleep with you right here.
Jamie Lloyd
Tina!
Tina Williams
I'll be back. I love you.
Jamie Lloyd
Tina!
[Screaming and crying]
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Measuring for Uncertainty in New Experiences
Kenny
Sure she's gonna fit?
Sue Ellen
How should I know? I've never done this before.
Kenny
Well, neither have I.
Zach
I think we should measure her first.
Melissa
Let's hack off her head!
Walter
Yeah!
[in agreement with Melissa]
Sue Ellen
Uh, alright, go get that, uh, metal tape measure thing out of the garage.
Kenny
Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.
Sue Ellen
That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Now just do it.
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Summer Struggles and Unconventional Solutions
Kenny
This place is a crock. We're never gonna make it through the summer. Man, I'm gonna hole up at Lizard's.
Sue Ellen
Oh, that's real brotherly of you, Kenny. Always taking the easy way out. Don't you have any pride?
Kenny
No.
Melissa
I got an idea. When our food runs out, we can eat Elvis.
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