Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Summer Struggles and Unconventional Solutions
Kenny:
This place is a crock. We're never gonna make it through the summer. Man, I'm gonna hole up at Lizard's.
Sue Ellen:
Oh, that's real brotherly of you, Kenny. Always taking the easy way out. Don't you have any pride?
Kenny:
No.
Melissa:
I got an idea. When our food runs out, we can eat Elvis.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Measuring for Uncertainty in New Experiences
Kenny:
Sure she's gonna fit?
Sue Ellen:
How should I know? I've never done this before.
Kenny:
Well, neither have I.
Zach:
I think we should measure her first.
Melissa:
Let's hack off her head!
Walter: [in agreement with Melissa]
Yeah!
Sue Ellen:
Uh, alright, go get that, uh, metal tape measure thing out of the garage.
Kenny:
Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.
Sue Ellen:
That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Now just do it.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Misunderstandings About a Babysitter's Condition
Zach:
We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
Sue Ellen:
I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
Melissa:
Probably choked on her whistle.
Walter:
She doesn't look dead.
Zach: [[w: MacGyver (1985 TV series)|MacGyver]
That's cause it just happened. So, you can't really tell, like on ].
Kenny:
Um... what should we do with her body?
Sue Ellen:
Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well, I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
Kenny:
They'll probably blame us.
Sue Ellen:
They'll definitely call Mom.
Melissa:
SHE'LL blame us.
Kenny:
Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then she'll be in our faces.
Sue Ellen:
I don't want Mom to come home.
Zach:
I don't either.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Name Tags and Early Mornings
Sue Ellen:
Why are you guys wearing name tags?
Walter:
She says she has trouble remembering things.
Melissa:
We're supposed to wear them at all times, and she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - A Conversation About Staying Up High
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - A Mother's Need for a Break
Melissa:
How come you gotta go?
Mom:
Because, I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break.
Melissa:
You swore you'd sign me up for baseball.
Mom:
Little League will still be there next year.
Melissa:
So will Australia. I wish Dad were around.
Mom:
No, you don't.
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The Last Boy Scout - Tensions Rise in a Heated Confrontation
Darian Hallenbeck:
(to Jimmy) What the hell is that number on the back of your head? What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it?
Sarah Hallenbeck:
Call your shrink, Joe! Call him and tell him that you're fucking losing it!
Billy Cole:
Ain't life a bitch?
Inspector:
This is a police matter, you dumb son of a bitch! And I'm sick and tired of sweeping up your dead bodies! Now the next time I see your ugly mug...I'm gonna put a bullet in it! You got it?
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Halloween II - Confrontation and Tension Between Friends
Annie Brackett:
Hey, where are you going?
Laurie Strode:
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Annie Brackett:
Wait. Wait, hey! Listen, my dad called. He was trying to find you.
Laurie Strode:
Yeah, I bet he was. Tell me you didn't know, please! Tell me you didn't know.
Annie Brackett:
Know what?
Laurie Strode:
Fuck it. I mean, daddy's little princess knows all, right?
Annie Brackett:
What are you talking about?
Annie Brackett:
Hey, stop. Calm down. Look at me. What is going on? Let me just call my dad, okay? We can talk to him.
Laurie Strode:
You know what? I have a message for your dad. Tell him that Angel says "fuck you"!
Annie Brackett:
Who is Angel?! Laurie!
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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers - Family Responsibilities and Personal Priorities Conflict
Darlene Carruthers:
You'll have to watch Jamie tonight.
Rachel Carruthers:
Not tonight. I've got that date with Brady. You know how important that is.
Darlene Carruthers:
Well, tonight is very important for your father and me.
Rachel Carruthers:
Can't you find somebody else?
Darlene Carruthers:
It's too late.
Rachel Carruthers:
What am I suppose to tell Brady? "Sorry, but I've got to babysit my foster sister. Go and have fun by yourself.
Darlene Carruthers:
It's not exactly the end of the world for goodness sake.
Rachel Carruthers:
Sure it is! I think tonight Brady was ready to make a commitment. But now- my future relationship, my engagement, my marriage, my children and your grandchildren have all been wiped out because I have to babysit.
Darlene Carruthers:
Oh, joy!
Jamie Lloyd: [sorrowful]
I'm sorry I ruined everything. If I wasn't here you can go out.
Richard Carruthers:
Good job Rachel. That little girl needs all the love we can give her right now. All you can do is think about yourself.
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Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers - The Unending Threat of Michael Myers
Sheriff Ben Meeker:
National Guard will take him to a maximum security facility where he'll stay till the day he dies.
Jamie Lloyd:
He'll never die.
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Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers - The Connection of Heart and Destiny
Jamie Lloyd:
Don't go.
Tina Williams:
I have to.
Jamie Lloyd:
Why?
Tina Williams:
Because. You might not understand but when you're older there are people you're gonna meet who make you feel like connected. Like your heart is made of neon and when you find them you have to be with them.
Jamie Lloyd:
But he was with you.
Tina Williams:
Who?
Jamie Lloyd:
The boogeyman.
Tina Williams: [Kisses her, and gets up]
Oh yeah, that's one way of describing him.
Jamie Lloyd:
Tina, no!
Tina Williams:
Honey, I will come back later tonight and I will sleep with you right here.
Jamie Lloyd:
Tina!
Tina Williams:
I'll be back. I love you.
Jamie Lloyd: [Screaming and crying]
Tina!
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