Keith Coogan Biography
Keith Coogan (born Keith Eric Mitchell; January 13, 1970) is an American actor and grandson of actor Jackie Coogan.
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Miscommunication Among Siblings About the Kids
Sue Ellen: [asking about her brothers and sister]
Where are the kids?
Kenny: [Throws the can of [[w:Reckitt|Easy-Off]
Zach's at Cynthia's, Melissa's upstairs, and Walter's asleep. ] into the oven and shuts the door]
Sue Ellen:
What's wrong with you?
Kenny: [pulls the gloves off and throws them on the counter]
Nothing is wrong with me.
Sue Ellen: [opens the fridge and takes out a can of [[w:Diet Coke|Diet Coke]
Did you burn something?
Kenny: [annoyed]
Yeah, well, maybe if you'd called and told me you were gonna be, like... three-and-a-half hours late, I could've planned my dinner better.
Sue Ellen:
I had to work late, OK?
Kenny:
You still shoulda called. I sat and I waited. I went ahead and I fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole.
Sue Ellen:
Sorry.
Kenny:
You haven't even said how nice the house looks. You're off at the office all day doing interesting office things. I'm stuck here. Cooking and cleaning and mowing, helping Melissa with her fastball, being a role model for Zach, spending quality time with Walter, doin your party shit! You've got the car and you don't even take me anywhere anymore. And when was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh? Y'know what? I'm sick and tired of not bein appreciated.
Sue Ellen:
I appreciate you.
Kenny: [storms into the living room and starts whisking the couch]
Eat shit!
Sue Ellen: [[w:The Oprah Winfrey Show|Oprah Winfrey]
I don't believe this! I get to get up at 5:30 every morning so I can beat rush hour traffic and go sit behind a desk for eight hours and miss ] every day on my summer vacation. And then, I get to drive home in gridlock in a VOLVO with no air conditioning just so I can take care of you guys and put food on the damn table! It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny. So what do you want, a medal?... Oh come on, you don't have to do all this. I mean, I never asked you to whisk the couch.
Kenny: [stopping, wistfully]
Well, it needed it.
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