Muppet Treasure Island - Crew Roll Call in Muppet Adventure
Mr. Arrow: [reads from list]
Roll call! Long John Silver?
Long John Silver:
Aye aye, sir!
Mr. Arrow:
Short Stack Stevens?
Short Stack Stevens:
Aye!
Mr. Arrow:
One-Eyed Jack?
One-Eyed Jack:
Aye.
Mr. Arrow:
Black Eye Pete?
Black Eye Pete:
Yeah.
Mr. Arrow:
Walleyed Pike?
Walleyed Pike:
Aye.
Mr. Arrow:
Polly Lobster?
Polly Lobster:
(Squawks and whistles)
Mr. Arrow:
Mad Monty?
Mad Monty:
Aye.
Mr. Arrow:
Sweetums?
Sweetums: [from behind them]
AYE.
Mr. Arrow:
...Old Tom?
Old Tom:
Aye aye.
Mr. Arrow:
Real Old Tom?
Real Old Tom:
Aye!
Mr. Arrow:
Dead Tom?
Dead Tom:
Aye aye!!
Gonzo:
Cool.
Mr. Arrow:
Clueless Morgan?
Clueless Morgan:
Huh?
Mr. Arrow: [no response; leans to the side and sees a headless puppet saluting in acknowledgment]
Headless Bill? Headless Bill? Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien?
O'Brien: [in her deep voice]
Aye.
Mr. Arrow: [stands in aghast momentarily before reading off the final name]
Angel Marie?
Angel Marie: [in his deep voice]
Aye, aye.
Captain Smollett:
Hmm...hmm...Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin? Immediately?
Captain Smollett: [Later, in his cabin; whimpers with a pant. Jim, Rizzo, Gonzo, the rest of The Muppets, and officers point at Trelawney, who in turn points at his finger]
Who hired this crew?! This is without a doubt, the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains, and scoundrels I have ever seen! So, who hired em?! Your finger hired the crew?
Captain Smollett: [stunned]
A cook, and a guy who lives in a bear's finger?
Captain Smollett:
I'm starting to worry about this voyage.
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