Ernest Goes to Camp - Swimming Lessons at Camp
Counselor Stennis:
Okay. Everybody to the line. All right, everybody in the water.
Some boys:
Hey! C'mon, Moose!
Counselor Stennis:
Moustafa, Moose, whatever they call you. NOW! So you're the only one who can't swim? Well, you're gonna learn the Stennis way.
Moustafa:
No! NO! I can't swim!
Moustafa: [sinking fast]
Help! Somebody help!
Moustafa:
Thanks, Ernest. I could've made it.
Ernest:
Glad to help out.
Counselor Stennis:
Well, meatheads, we're gonna try this again. This time it's to the end of the lake and back. Everybody in the water.
Counselor Stennis: [in severe agony]
My leg! My leg!
Danny:
He’s learning to swim the Stennis way!
Counselor Stennis:
My leg! Aah!
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