The Football Factory - Struggles of a Lovelorn Football Fan
Tommy Johnson:
500,000 single women in London and I still can't get me fakin end away cause I'm a fakin stumblebum.
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The Football Factory - Desire and Violence in Urban Life
Tommy Johnson:
The next best thing to violence is sex. And seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, I must be in with half a chance. Especially as I'd fuck anything that's breathing.
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The Football Factory - The Thrill of the Fight
Tommy Johnson:
My granddad, old Bill Farrell, drove us to drink with his stories about the war and how he fought to put the "Great" into Britain. He said fighting at football was nothing compared to fighting with the Germans... Although, he was right. We're an island race. It's what we do best. It's not about color or race, it's just the buzz of being in the frontline. Truth is, I just love to fight.
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The Football Factory - The Thrill of Pain in Hooliganism
Tommy Johnson:
Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having V.D. The fucking pain goes on forever. But that's what makes it so exciting.
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The Football Factory - Confrontation and Aggression in Football Culture
Tommy Johnson:
I'm gonna smash the fuckin granny out of that.
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The Football Factory - Fearlessness from Past Experiences in Violence
Tommy Johnson:
Problem was, he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is a "total fuckin psycho".
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The Football Factory - Choosing Football Over a Mundane Life
Tommy Johnson:
What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin armchair wankin off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!
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The Football Factory - Boredom and Desperation in Everyday Life
Tommy Johnson:
There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job. Casual sex, heavily cut drugs and occasionally kicking fuck out of someone.
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The Football Factory - Unexpected Breakfast Expectations
Tommy Johnson:
Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick wank...
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The Football Factory - Reflections on Sacrifice and Consequences
Tommy Johnson:
Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions; one of the old soldiers gone forever; Bright gone for a seven; and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing I'll be pulling for months is a chain. After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was all worth it... course it fucking was!
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The Football Factory - Choosing Football Over a Mundane Life
Tommy Johnson:
What else you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in ya fucking armchair wanking off to Pop Idols? then try and avoid your wife's gaze struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away. Love it!
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Human Traffic - Discussions on Independence and Living Arrangements
Jip:
How many times have I told ya, get your own fucking flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social.
Moff: [sighs]
Where am I gonna go for fuck's sake?
Jip:
I dunno. What the fuck do you care? As long as it's got a fucking phone line you're all right ain't ya?
Moff: [laughs]
Fuck off you cunt.
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Human Traffic - Exploring Inner vs. Outer Space Perspectives
Moff:
The Emperor... wants to conquer outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space, and that is the fundamental difference between the good and the bad side of the force.
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Human Traffic - Indifference in Relationships
Moff:
See ya later Pete, no one gives a fuck about ya.
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Human Traffic - Connection Between Music and Intimacy
Moff:
I'm having sex with music, man. And believe me, I can go all night.
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