Danny Trejo Quotes

Halloween

Finding Freedom Beyond Imprisonment

Ismael Cruz Hey Mikey, how you doin'? Look, you can't let those walls get you down. Believe me, I know. I spent a little time behind walls. I know they can drive you crazy. You gotta look beyond the walls, you know? Learn to live inside your head.

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Machete

Machete's Stance on Texting

Machete Machete don't text.

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Death Race: Inferno

Revelations and Betrayals in Death Race

Lists Lucas! It always was you.

[shocked, amazed and surprised]

Katrina Banks I knew you were hiding something from me, you son of a bitch!!

[very angry and furious; strikes Lucas in the face while scolding him for deceiving everyone, including her]

Lists We thought you were dead.

Goldberg So it's always been you behind the mask.

Carl Lucas Yeah, it's a long story. I'll tell you all about it later.

Katrina So what kind of deal did they make, huh?

Lucas I didn't have a choice. It was either them or me.

Goldberg Whatever it was, it included getting your face fixed. Don't bother to deny it, Lucas! I saw it. I was there.

Lucas Did you, Goldberg?! Or did you see what they wanted you to see? Or what you think they wanted you to see?

Katrina What did they want us to see?!

Lucas That is no deal.

Lists You never needed to make a deal. All you had to do was win five races in a row and you're free. Those are the rules.

Goldberg There are no rules in the cage, Lists. At least none that benefit the cage.

Lucas Believe what you want, Goldberg. But I don't think it's wise, right now, that they see us together.

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Halloween

Respecting Personal Space with Masks

Noel Kluggs Hey, let's go, fucknut! It's time to go!

[to Michael Myers - claps hands; touches one of Michael's masks]

Ismael Cruz Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that.

Noel Kluggs What?

Ismael Cruz He doesn't like it when you touch his masks.

Noel Kluggs God damn! I wouldn't wanna bum the freak out!

Ismael Cruz Sorry about the chains, Mikey.

[puts handcuffs on Michael]

Noel Kluggs What do you mean "sorry bout these chains"? You got feelings for this big idiot? Is that it? What the fuck, Ismael? What the fuck, man?

Ismael Cruz Hey, I've been helpin this kid for nearly 20 years. Him and I... you know what, it's none of your business anyway, ok?

Noel Kluggs Don't look at me. I'll be a shitstorm in your worst nightmare, motherfucker.

[Michael looks at Noel]

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The Hidden

Humanity vs. Altairian Identity Debate

Lt. John Masterson Alhague, how do you like being human?

Prisoner Say, what?

[distant]

Lloyd Gallagher It's all right.

Lt. John Masterson Better than being Altairian. Altairians are a filthy people. We could take over this place if we wanted. They have nothing here to stop us.

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Machete

Machete's Adaptability in Communication

Sartana I thought Machete don't text.

Machete Machete improvise.

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The Devil's Rejects

Sheriff Requests Name List from Associates

Sheriff John Wydell What's going on, shitheads?

Rondo Sheriff....

Sheriff John Wydell (hands Rondo a piece of paper) Here's a list of names I need you to run down for me.

Rondo That's some funny-ass names! Haha!

[Looks at the paper, and starts chuckling]

Sheriff John Wydell Yeah, look who's fuckin talkin "Rondo". Just let me know if anything connects.

Billy Ray Snapper I'm sure it will. Shit always floats our way, don't it...."Chief"?

Sheriff John Wydell Well, if you keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you'll catch it all....don't fuck this up assholes.

Rondo Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road! Haha.

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The Crow: Wicked Prayer

The Complexity of Personal Sacrifice

Jimmy Cuervo I saw a creature, he sat and he held his own heart in his hands, and he ate of it. I asked him, "Is it good friend?" He said, "It is bitter. Bitter. But I like it because it is bitter.

Harold May God's fury rain down on you.

Jimmy Cuervo And because it is *my* heart.

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Predators

Discussion of their dire situation

Cuchillo This is hell.

Royce Last time I looked, you didn't need a parachute to get there.

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Halloween

A Plea for Recognition and Loyalty

Ismael Cruz I was good to you, Mikey! I was good to you!

[Last words as Michael attacks him]

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Spy Kids

Identity Reveal in Spy Kids

Machete Who are you?

Carmen Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez.

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The Crow: Wicked Prayer

Belief and Reality in Conflict

Jimmy Cuervo She believed in you. She believed in all of you.

Harold She believed in fairy tales. Who are you to tell me what she believed in?

Jimmy Cuervo I'm the fairy fucking godfather that's gonna save your fairy fucking tails.

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Death Race: Inferno

Acknowledging Secrets and Facing Consequences

Lucas Truth time. Look, I had my reasons. But I haven't been straight with you. And I'm sorry for that. But I wanna make this right.

Lists Well, then don't lie to us again.

Katrina Or hide things from me anymore. Okay?

Lucas Okay. Look, there's something you all need to know about the race. I did make a deal with the new boss. To lose.

Goldberg To lose? You're gonna have a tough time losing in this car.

Lucas I know. He had a gun to my head. He had a gun to all of your heads. So, I made a new deal. And this is what we're gonna do.

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Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Naming the Dish in Mexico

Sands Did you order my pibil?

[Entering a restaurant]

Cucuy Ahi'sta.

[In Spanish]

Sands Does it have a name?

[Referring to El Mariachi]

Cucuy They call him "El". As in "The".

Sands I know what it means, thank you. Alert the Barillo cartel that "El" has come out of hiding.

Cucuy I don't think we should.

Sands Are you an a Mexican or a MexiCAN'T?

[Interrupting]

Cucuy I'm a Mexican.

Sands Good, then do as I say.

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Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Breaking Ties with Sands

Cucuy There's cartel on every corner.

El Mariachi Sands told me you handle protection.

Cucuy I don't work for Sands anymore, and since I'm a MexiCAN, I can do whatever I want.

El Mariachi Then I guess I don't work for Sands either, goodbye.

Cucuy There's a price on your head, I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.

[Grabbing El Mariachi's arm]

El Mariachi And if I don't?

Cucuy You know that Old Man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?

El Mariachi Would you kill them?

Cucuy Me? They certainly would.

[Pointing at Barillo cartel members]

El Mariachi Then I guess I have no choice, but to kill you all.

[Shoots Barillo Cartel men]

El Mariachi You are last.

[to Cucuy]

Machete

Cultural Identity in Machete Dialogue

Padre Cuban?

[''offers Machete a cigar'']

Machete Mexican.

Death Race 2

A Favor Among Dangerous Alliances

Katrina You wanna tell me why you just risked our lives to save that banger?!

[referring to 14K]

Lucas They're Triads. The only people Markus would not deal with. That's why they're not after us. They have no clue about the hit. Look, it's a Triad kill thing. It's a life for a life. Since I saved his, he owes me a favor.

Katrina Well, I saved your life.

Lucas Really? How so?

Katrina Because your Markus Kane offered to buy my freedom if I would kill you.

Lucas Great! First, they all want me dead, and now, you, too?!

Katrina I guess you owe me a favor, too.

Lucas I can't wait.

Goldberg Hey, amigo! I want a favor, too, huh?

Katrina Buzz off, Goldberg!

Delta Farce

Discrimination Against Sexual Orientation Is Unacceptable

Carlos Santana You can’t fire someone because they’re gay! That’s discrimination! You can get sued for that, ¿no? Besides, he’s my nephew. You can’t choose your familia. So, he’s here, he’s queer, get used to it!{{cn}}

Machete

A Gardener's Unexpected Threat

Booth's Bodyguard #1 Hey, hey-heh, boss. Who are you?

[''seeing Machete walking towards Booth's doorsteps carrying a pickaxe and a motor scythe'']

Machete The new gardener.

Booth's Bodyguard #1 The gardener.

Booth's Bodyguard #1 Just fucking with you, chief. It's Hungarian for I going to kill you, you little monkey. You know what, there's a big pile of shit in the back. You can go and clean that up, all right? Make sure you do a good job.

Booth's Bodyguard #1 Make sure to wipe those boots off. Carrying shit in the house.

Booth's Bodyguard #1 You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he's got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw. You know, a machete...

Machete

Safety Concerns in a Dangerous Situation

Padre It's not safe for you to be here.

Machete I'm not looking for "safe".

Padre No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!

Memorable Quotes from Danny Trejo