Danny TrejoQuotes

Danny Trejo
Birthday
May 16th, 1944
From
Los Angeles, California, USA
Actor

The Crow: Wicked Prayer - The Complexity of Personal Sacrifice

Jimmy Cuervo: I saw a creature, he sat and he held his own heart in his hands, and he ate of it. I asked him, "Is it good friend?" He said, "It is bitter. Bitter. But I like it because it is bitter.
Harold: May God's fury rain down on you.
Jimmy Cuervo: And because it is *my* heart.

The Crow: Wicked Prayer - Belief and Reality in Conflict

Jimmy Cuervo: She believed in you. She believed in all of you.
Harold: She believed in fairy tales. Who are you to tell me what she believed in?
Jimmy Cuervo: I'm the fairy fucking godfather that's gonna save your fairy fucking tails.

Delta Farce - Discrimination Against Sexual Orientation Is Unacceptable

Carlos Santana: You can’t fire someone because they’re gay! That’s discrimination! You can get sued for that, ¿no? Besides, he’s my nephew. You can’t choose your familia. So, he’s here, he’s queer, get used to it!{{cn}}

The Devil's Rejects - Sheriff Requests Name List from Associates

Sheriff John Wydell: What's going on, shitheads?
Rondo: Sheriff....
Sheriff John Wydell: (hands Rondo a piece of paper) Here's a list of names I need you to run down for me.
Rondo: [Looks at the paper, and starts chuckling] That's some funny-ass names! Haha!
Sheriff John Wydell: Yeah, look who's fuckin talkin "Rondo". Just let me know if anything connects.
Billy Ray Snapper: I'm sure it will. Shit always floats our way, don't it...."Chief"?
Sheriff John Wydell: Well, if you keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you'll catch it all....don't fuck this up assholes.
Rondo: Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road! Haha.

The Hidden - Humanity vs. Altairian Identity Debate

Lt. John Masterson: Alhague, how do you like being human?
Prisoner: [distant] Say, what?
Lloyd Gallagher: It's all right.
Lt. John Masterson: Better than being Altairian. Altairians are a filthy people. We could take over this place if we wanted. They have nothing here to stop us.

Death Race: Inferno - Acknowledging Secrets and Facing Consequences

Lucas: Truth time. Look, I had my reasons. But I haven't been straight with you. And I'm sorry for that. But I wanna make this right.
Lists: Well, then don't lie to us again.
Katrina: Or hide things from me anymore. Okay?
Lucas: Okay. Look, there's something you all need to know about the race. I did make a deal with the new boss. To lose.
Goldberg: To lose? You're gonna have a tough time losing in this car.
Lucas: I know. He had a gun to my head. He had a gun to all of your heads. So, I made a new deal. And this is what we're gonna do.

Death Race: Inferno - Revelations and Betrayals in Death Race

Lists: [shocked, amazed and surprised] Lucas! It always was you.
Katrina Banks: [very angry and furious; strikes Lucas in the face while scolding him for deceiving everyone, including her] I knew you were hiding something from me, you son of a bitch!!
Lists: We thought you were dead.
Goldberg: So it's always been you behind the mask.
Carl Lucas: Yeah, it's a long story. I'll tell you all about it later.
Katrina: So what kind of deal did they make, huh?
Lucas: I didn't have a choice. It was either them or me.
Goldberg: Whatever it was, it included getting your face fixed. Don't bother to deny it, Lucas! I saw it. I was there.
Lucas: Did you, Goldberg?! Or did you see what they wanted you to see? Or what you think they wanted you to see?
Katrina: What did they want us to see?!
Lucas: That is no deal.
Lists: You never needed to make a deal. All you had to do was win five races in a row and you're free. Those are the rules.
Goldberg: There are no rules in the cage, Lists. At least none that benefit the cage.
Lucas: Believe what you want, Goldberg. But I don't think it's wise, right now, that they see us together.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Breaking Ties with Sands

Cucuy: There's cartel on every corner.
El Mariachi: Sands told me you handle protection.
Cucuy: I don't work for Sands anymore, and since I'm a MexiCAN, I can do whatever I want.
El Mariachi: Then I guess I don't work for Sands either, goodbye.
Cucuy: [Grabbing El Mariachi's arm] There's a price on your head, I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.
El Mariachi: And if I don't?
Cucuy: You know that Old Man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?
El Mariachi: Would you kill them?
Cucuy: [Pointing at Barillo cartel members] Me? They certainly would.
El Mariachi: [Shoots Barillo Cartel men] Then I guess I have no choice, but to kill you all.
El Mariachi: [to Cucuy] You are last.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Naming the Dish in Mexico

Sands: [Entering a restaurant] Did you order my pibil?
Cucuy: [In Spanish] Ahi'sta.
Sands: [Referring to El Mariachi] Does it have a name?
Cucuy: They call him "El". As in "The".
Sands: I know what it means, thank you. Alert the Barillo cartel that "El" has come out of hiding.
Cucuy: I don't think we should.
Sands: [Interrupting] Are you an a Mexican or a MexiCAN'T?
Cucuy: I'm a Mexican.
Sands: Good, then do as I say.

Death Race 2 - A Favor Among Dangerous Alliances

Katrina: [referring to 14K] You wanna tell me why you just risked our lives to save that banger?!
Lucas: They're Triads. The only people Markus would not deal with. That's why they're not after us. They have no clue about the hit. Look, it's a Triad kill thing. It's a life for a life. Since I saved his, he owes me a favor.
Katrina: Well, I saved your life.
Lucas: Really? How so?
Katrina: Because your Markus Kane offered to buy my freedom if I would kill you.
Lucas: Great! First, they all want me dead, and now, you, too?!
Katrina: I guess you owe me a favor, too.
Lucas: I can't wait.
Goldberg: Hey, amigo! I want a favor, too, huh?
Katrina: Buzz off, Goldberg!

Machete - A Gardener's Unexpected Threat

Booth's Bodyguard #1: [''seeing Machete walking towards Booth's doorsteps carrying a pickaxe and a motor scythe''] Hey, hey-heh, boss. Who are you?
Machete: The new gardener.
Booth's Bodyguard #1: The gardener.
Booth's Bodyguard #1: Just fucking with you, chief. It's Hungarian for I going to kill you, you little monkey. You know what, there's a big pile of shit in the back. You can go and clean that up, all right? Make sure you do a good job.
Booth's Bodyguard #1: Make sure to wipe those boots off. Carrying shit in the house.
Booth's Bodyguard #1: You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he's got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw. You know, a machete...

Machete - Cultural Identity in Machete Dialogue

Padre: [''offers Machete a cigar''] Cuban?
Machete: Mexican.

Machete - Machete's Adaptability in Communication

Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvise.

Machete - Machete's Stance on Texting

Machete: Machete don't text.

Machete - Safety Concerns in a Dangerous Situation

Padre: It's not safe for you to be here.
Machete: I'm not looking for "safe".
Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!

Spy Kids - Identity Reveal in Spy Kids

Machete: Who are you?
Carmen: Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez.

Halloween - Respecting Personal Space with Masks

Noel Kluggs: [to Michael Myers - claps hands; touches one of Michael's masks] Hey, let's go, fucknut! It's time to go!
Ismael Cruz: Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that.
Ismael Cruz: He doesn't like it when you touch his masks.
Noel Kluggs: God damn! I wouldn't wanna bum the freak out!
Ismael Cruz: [puts handcuffs on Michael] Sorry about the chains, Mikey.
Noel Kluggs: What do you mean "sorry bout these chains"? You got feelings for this big idiot? Is that it? What the fuck, Ismael? What the fuck, man?
Ismael Cruz: Hey, I've been helpin this kid for nearly 20 years. Him and I... you know what, it's none of your business anyway, ok?
Noel Kluggs: [Michael looks at Noel] Don't look at me. I'll be a shitstorm in your worst nightmare, motherfucker.

Halloween - A Plea for Recognition and Loyalty

Ismael Cruz: [Last words as Michael attacks him] I was good to you, Mikey! I was good to you!

Halloween - Finding Freedom Beyond Imprisonment

Ismael Cruz: Hey Mikey, how you doin'? Look, you can't let those walls get you down. Believe me, I know. I spent a little time behind walls. I know they can drive you crazy. You gotta look beyond the walls, you know? Learn to live inside your head.

Predators - Discussion of their dire situation

Cuchillo: This is hell.
Royce: Last time I looked, you didn't need a parachute to get there.