Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Desire for Consequences and Confinement
Toothpick:
Man, lock me up!
Crew:
Lock me up!
Toothpick:
Take me to jail!
Crew:
Take me to jail!
Toothpick:
Throw away the key!
Crew:
Throw away the key!
Toothpick:
I ain't afraid to fuck a man in the ass!
Crew: [everyone trails off and stares in disbelief]
I ain't af-
Man: [off-screen]
This fool is trippin'.
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Embrace Chaos and Shoot Everything in Sight
ToothPick: [during the final drive by shoot out]
Just shoot everything in sight! Everything!
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Time and Patience in Relationships
ToothPick: [after seeing Dashiki kissing Ashtray]
Man, it's only been 1,825 days, 6 hours and 13 minutes! She could have waited!
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Life Lessons on Resilience and Toughness
ToothPick: [to new gang member while in prison; to other gang members]
Let me tell you something, in this world, if you can't swim...you bound to drizzown. And if you fall, you better pick your punk ass up! And for the rest of you alls...Don't cut him no slack!
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