Epic Movie - Misunderstanding Names in a Humorous Encounter
Edward:
Captain Morgan! I love your rum.
Captain Jack Swallows:
No. Captain Jack Swallows at your service.
Edward:
Jack Swallows? That's kind of gay, dude.
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Epic Movie - Democracy and Justice in Gnarnia
Peter:
(about the frozen White Bitch) The new Gnarnia will be a democracy, complete with due process. She shall be given a fair trial, judged by a jury of her peers.(Jack Swallows comes rolling by on the wooden wheel and runs over the White Bitch)
Captain Jack Swallows:
Sorry, Bitch.
Peter:
Right. Oh, screw her anyway.
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