Memorable Quotes from Daryl Mitchell
10 quotesReflections on Fame and Performance
Alexander Dane
How did I come to this?
Tommy Webber
Not again.
Alexander Dane
I played ].
[[Richard III (play)|Richard III]
Fred Kwan
Five curtain calls.
Alexander Dane
There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time. I can't. I won't.
Gwen DeMarco
Well, Alex, at least you had a part. Okay? You played a character people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit! No one even bothered to ask what I do on the show.
Fred Kwan
You had the - wait. Wait, I'll think of it.
Gwen DeMarco
I repeated the computer, Fred.
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Debate on How to Defeat an Enemy
Alexander Dane
Fred's no good, Jason; you're just gonna have to kill it.
Jason Nesmith
Kill it"? Well, I'm open to any suggestions!
Tommy Webber
Go for the eyes, like in Episode 22!
Jason Nesmith
It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy Webber
Well, then go for the throat or mouth, its vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith
It's a rock: It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman
I know! You construct a ]. Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
[[weapon]
Jason Nesmith
A LATHE?! GET OFF THE LINE, GUY!! Alexander, you're my advisor. Advise me!
Alexander Dane
Well, you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason Nesmith
It's a rock monster! It doesn't have motivation!
Alexander Dane
You see, this was your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft!
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Confusion Amidst Unfamiliar Surroundings
Mathesar
The medical quarters are to the left.
Tommy Webber
What the hell is going on?
Alexander Dane
Jason, what have you gotten us into?
Gwen DeMarco
I don't believe this, it's insane.
Fred Kwan
Wow, the floors are so clean.
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Navigating Unexpected Challenges in Space
Alexander Dane
Could you possibly try not to hit every...single...one?!
Tommy Webber
Sorry, man, they're driftin towards us! I think they're magnetic!
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A Note of Discontent Among Friends
MSG Ernest Bilko
What's the matter with you? You were full of energy at 6AM.
PFC Wally Holbrook
I don't think the guys like me.
Bilko
Well, what makes you say that?
Holbrook
They wrote me a note. "Wally, we don't like you." And they all signed it.
Bilko
Yep, that's Doberman's X.
[Looks at the note]
Holbrook
Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate?
Bilko
Why, what's wrong with Doberman?
Wally
He wet his bed!
Bilko
Oh, well, once in a while...
Holbrook
No, he did it from across the room.
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Damage Report and Engine Status Inquiry
Computer
Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage. Aft vector guards, 96% damage. Structural breaches in quadrants 32, 34, 40...
Jason Nesmith
What about the engines?
Computer
Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage.
Gwen DeMarco
Computer, what about the engines? Why don't we have power?
Computer
The beryllium sphere has fractured under stress.
Gwen DeMarco
It's fractured.
Jason Nesmith
Can it be repaired?
Gwen DeMarco
Computer, can it be repaired?
Computer
Damage to beryllium sphere: Irreparable. New source of beryllium must be secured.
Gwen DeMarco
We need another one.
Alexander Dane
You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship!
[to Jason]
Jason Nesmith
Eh, uh-- Computer, is there, uh, a replacement Beryllium sphere on board?
[clears throat]
Gwen DeMarco
Computer, is there a replacement Beryllium sphere on board?
Computer
Negative, no reserve Beryllium sphere exists on board.
Gwen DeMarco
No, we have no extra Beryllium sphere on board.
[to crew]
Tommy Webber
You know, that is really getting annoying!
Gwen DeMarco
Look! I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Tommy Webber
Sure, no problem.
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Classroom Debate on Shakespeare's Relevance
Mr. Morgan
Now, I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet.
[''After reading [[w:Shakespeare's sonnets|a Shakespearean sonnet]
Mr. Morgan
Yes, Miss "I-Have-An-Opinion-About-Everything"?
Kat
Do you want this in ]?
[[w:iambic pentameter|iambic pentameter]
Mr. Morgan
You're not going to fight me on this?
[''Stares at Kat'']
Kat
No, I think it's a really good assignment.
Mr. Morgan
You're just messing with me aren't you?
[''Chuckles'']
Kat
No, I'm really looking forward to writing it.
Mr. Morgan
Get out of my class.
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Actors Face Off Against Their Adversary
Tommy Webber
Whoo!
Guy Fleegman
We're getting hammered, Jason! Return fire?
Jason Nesmith
No! Divert all energy to the armor!
Sarris
How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.
Gwen DeMarco
Sarris ship accelerating toward us at Mark 2.
Jason Nesmith
Accelerate to Mark 4!
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A Bet on the Parking Lot Challenge
MSG Bilko
$20 says I can hit the parking lot.
PFC Wally Holbrook
I don't gamble.
Bilko
What is it you do?
Holbrook
Permission to speak -
Bilko
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
Holbrook
I get up every morning and I get dressed to protect the American way of life.
Bilko
Would you tell me that later tonight so I don't have to take a sleeping pill?
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Self-Love and Fan Appreciation in Galaxy Quest
Gwen DeMarco
You've gotta admit, they really do love him.
[watching the fans' reaction to Nesmith]
Tommy Webber
Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.
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