Memorable Quotes from Dato Bakhtadze
1 quoteDiscussing Consequences of a Reckless Act
Lucien
You run over a Chinaman, stuff him in the back, then bring the truck here so I can share in the experience?
Anthony
Come on, man. It's a little bit of blood. It'll wash right off.
Lucien
Georgie, burn this thing.
Anthony
Burn it? It's a brand new Navigator. All you need is a little piece of carpet.
Lucien
You watch The Discovery Channel?
Anthony
Not a lot.
Peter
They got some good shit on that channel.
Lucien
Every night, there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures, and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. And the next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually watching The Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him, and he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him! Do I look like I want to be on The Discovery Channel?
Anthony
No.
Lucien
Then get the fuck out of my shop.
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