Memorable Quotes from Dave Barry
2 quotesCritique of Men in Social Settings
Joe/Josephine
Men! Oh, you don't have to worry about that.
Jerry/Daphne
We wouldn't be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts! Eight hands. And they...they all just want one thing from a girl.
Beinstock
I beg your pardon, Miss!
[indignantly]
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Unexpected Reunion of Musicians and Friends
Beinstock
Saxophone, Bass. Am I glad to see you girls. You saved our lives.
Jerry/Daphne
Likewise, I'm sure.
Sue
Where did you girls play before?
Jerry/Daphne
Here, there, and around.
Joe/Josephine
We spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.
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