The Ritz - Room Rental Duration Discussion
Abe:
How long?
Brick:
Is what?
Abe:
How long do you want the room for?
Brick:
Three or four hours should be sufficient for my purposes.
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The Ritz - Perceptions of Normalcy and Queerness
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The Ritz - Abe's Son Is Getting Married
Chris:
Abe, how is that gorgeous son of yours?
Abe:
You're too late, he's getting married.
Chris:
That's terrific! You give him my love, will you?
Abe:
Sure thing.
Chris:
Does he need someone to practice with?
Abe:
He's been practicing already, that's why he has to get married.
Chris:
Well compared to me, Abe, she would have to be an amateur.
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The Ritz - Abenomics of Kindness in The Ritz
Proclo:
You're a good man, uh...?
Abe:
Abe.
Proclo:
Abe. Abe. I'm gonna have a novena said for you when I get back to Cleveland. What's your last name? Abe what?
Abe:
Leftkowitz.
Proclo:
I'll still have a novena said for you when I get back.
Chris:
You know, I had a novena said for me once. I asked to wake up gorgeous.
Abe:
So what happened?
Chris:
Well look at me!
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The Ritz - Returning to Unwanted Familiarity
Abe:
I thought you sworn off this place.
Claude:
I thought I had too.
Abe:
You got homesick for us, right?
Claude:
Well I didn't have much choice, I've been barred from the Appenium.
Abe:
Come on, nobody gets barred from the Appenium. How'd you manage that?
Claude:
Well, there was this man there.
Abe:
A fat man, right?
Claude:
Fat? He was the magic mountain! He drove me into one of my frenzies. I went berserk and kicked his door open, so they threw me out and told me never to come back again. I was willing to pay for it, I just wanted to talk to him, you know how I am.
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