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Dave King Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Dave King

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The Ritz
Room Rental Duration Discussion
Abe How long?
Brick Is what?
Abe How long do you want the room for?
Brick Three or four hours should be sufficient for my purposes.
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The Ritz
Perceptions of Normalcy and Queerness
Abe People like you think the whole world is queer.
Chris It's lucky for people like you it is!
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The Ritz
Returning to Unwanted Familiarity
Abe I thought you sworn off this place.
Claude I thought I had too.
Abe You got homesick for us, right?
Claude Well I didn't have much choice, I've been barred from the Appenium.
Abe Come on, nobody gets barred from the Appenium. How'd you manage that?
Claude Well, there was this man there.
Abe A fat man, right?
Claude Fat? He was the magic mountain! He drove me into one of my frenzies. I went berserk and kicked his door open, so they threw me out and told me never to come back again. I was willing to pay for it, I just wanted to talk to him, you know how I am.
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The Ritz
Abenomics of Kindness in The Ritz
Proclo You're a good man, uh...?
Abe Abe.
Proclo Abe. Abe. I'm gonna have a novena said for you when I get back to Cleveland. What's your last name? Abe what?
Abe Leftkowitz.
Proclo I'll still have a novena said for you when I get back.
Chris You know, I had a novena said for me once. I asked to wake up gorgeous.
Abe So what happened?
Chris Well look at me!
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The Ritz
Abe's Son Is Getting Married
Chris Abe, how is that gorgeous son of yours?
Abe You're too late, he's getting married.
Chris That's terrific! You give him my love, will you?
Abe Sure thing.
Chris Does he need someone to practice with?
Abe He's been practicing already, that's why he has to get married.
Chris Well compared to me, Abe, she would have to be an amateur.
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