Memorable Quotes from David Bark-Jones
1 quotePlans for Drinks and Paperwork
Handsome Bob
Is that you, Bertie?
[''in a seductive voice'']
Bertie
What's happening about that drink?
Handsome Bob
What's happening about that paperwork?
Bertie
Well I'm busy tonight. Monday looks good. I'll leave the papers at my reception under your name. I'll text you the address.
Handsome Bob
Well, I'll pop round in a jiffy and I'll see you on Monday. Raaawwwwrrrr.
[''hangs up''; ''he and mumbles laugh'']
One Two
You are scary good at that.
Handsome Bob
Aw, do you miss it?
One Two
Hey, shut up, Bob or I'll slap you. All right, let's go pick up the paperwork from your boyfriend and drop me off on the way, huh? I'm going back to bed.
Handsome Bob
Can I come?
[''One Two slaps Bob and he and Mumbles laugh'']
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