UHF - A Change in Drinking Habits
George Newman:
I need a drink.
Bob:
But you don't drink.
George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.
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UHF - Conflict Over Friendship and Money
Bob:
How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen.
George Newman:
You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really. Just BASH my head right in.
Bob:
George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks.
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