The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day - Reflections on a Badass Character
Connor MacManus and Murphy MacManus: [[w:Sláinte|Sláinte]
].
Murphy MacManus:
You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?
Connor MacManus: [[w:Clint Eastwood|Shades of Eastwood; [w:Charles Bronson|Charlie Bronson]
]. ].
Rocco: [[w:John Wayne|Duke Fucking Wayne]
]!
Connor MacManus and Murphy MacManus:
Duke Fucking WAYNE!
Rocco: [[w:DNA|DNA]
Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking ]! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
Murphy MacManus:
And when it all falls down?
Rocco:
We build it right back up again.
Connor MacManus:
But this time bigger. BETTER!
Rocco:
Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Murphy MacManus:
Hard men!
Connor MacManus:
Doing hard shit!
Rocco:
and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.
Murphy MacManus:
No, course not
Connor MacManus:
Yeah it goes without sayin
Rocco:
I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Connor MacManus:
Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManus:
Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus and Rocco:
Kiss my ass!
Rocco:
Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin therapist?
Connor MacManus:
There's no fucking way he did!
Rocco:
John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus and Rocco:
Because it's none of your fuckin business!
Rocco:
Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin jaw and say...
Detective Greenly:
Thanks for comin out.
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The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day - Emotional Restraint and Personal Boundaries
Rocco:
Real men hide their emotions. Why? Because it's none of your fuckin business!
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The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day - Talkers vs. Doers in Life
Rocco:
There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. You got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, all they do is talk. But when it is all said and done, it's the doers that change this world. And when they do that, they change us, and that's why we never forget them. So which one are you? Do you just talk about it, or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just coffee house and bullshit.
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The Boondock Saints - Exploring the Versatility of Profanity
Rocco: [''Seeing a room full of mobsters killed by Connor and Murphy'']
Fuckin … what the fuckin fuck … who the fuck … fuck this fuckin … how the fuck did you two fuckin fucks … fuck!
Connor:
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
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The Boondock Saints - A Joke Shared Among Friends
Yakavetta:
I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco:
Now? A joke? Uh … um, uh … a joke. Yeah, all right. Um … there's these, uh, three guys, uh … a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta:
Nigger.
Rocco:
Yeah, n-n… yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie – poof! And all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy …
Vincenzo Lipazzi:
Nigger.
Rocco:
Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh-uh, nigger, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African – my nigger brothers in America to be back in Africa, and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggers in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go – I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin a hard day. I-I-I – this joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta:
Continue the joke.
Rocco: [[w:Coca-Cola|a Coke]
So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have ], then.
Yakavetta:
Tell me one more.
Rocco:
What?
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