Memorable Quotes from David Della Rocco
5 quotesA Joke Shared Among Friends
Yakavetta
I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco
Now? A joke? Uh … um, uh … a joke. Yeah, all right. Um … there's these, uh, three guys, uh … a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta
Nigger.
Rocco
Yeah, n-n… yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie – poof! And all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy …
Vincenzo Lipazzi
Nigger.
Rocco
Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh-uh, nigger, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African – my nigger brothers in America to be back in Africa, and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggers in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go – I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin a hard day. I-I-I – this joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta
Continue the joke.
Rocco
So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have ], then.
[[w:Coca-Cola|a Coke]
Yakavetta
Tell me one more.
Rocco
What?
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Exploring the Versatility of Profanity
Rocco
Fuckin … what the fuckin fuck … who the fuck … fuck this fuckin … how the fuck did you two fuckin fucks … fuck!
[''Seeing a room full of mobsters killed by Connor and Murphy'']
Connor
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
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Emotional Restraint and Personal Boundaries
Rocco
Real men hide their emotions. Why? Because it's none of your fuckin business!
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Talkers vs. Doers in Life
Rocco
There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. You got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, all they do is talk. But when it is all said and done, it's the doers that change this world. And when they do that, they change us, and that's why we never forget them. So which one are you? Do you just talk about it, or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just coffee house and bullshit.
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Reflections on a Badass Character
Connor MacManus and Murphy MacManus
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Murphy MacManus
You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?
Connor MacManus
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[[w:Clint Eastwood|Shades of Eastwood; [w:Charles Bronson|Charlie Bronson]
Rocco
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[[w:John Wayne|Duke Fucking Wayne]
Connor MacManus and Murphy MacManus
Duke Fucking WAYNE!
Rocco
Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking ]! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
[[w:DNA|DNA]
Murphy MacManus
And when it all falls down?
Rocco
We build it right back up again.
Connor MacManus
But this time bigger. BETTER!
Rocco
Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Murphy MacManus
Hard men!
Connor MacManus
Doing hard shit!
Rocco
and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.
Murphy MacManus
No, course not
Connor MacManus
Yeah it goes without sayin
Rocco
I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Connor MacManus
Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManus
Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus and Rocco
Kiss my ass!
Rocco
Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin therapist?
Connor MacManus
There's no fucking way he did!
Rocco
John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus and Rocco
Because it's none of your fuckin business!
Rocco
Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin jaw and say...
Detective Greenly
Thanks for comin out.
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