Look Who's Talking Now! - The Value of Practical Gifts
Mollie:
You want to open another one of your presents?
Mikey Ubriacco:
It's probably just more stupid clothes.
Mollie:
Well, you know that? If it weren't for them, you'd be freezing your little tushie off right now.
Julie Ubriacco:
Yeah!
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Look Who's Talking Now! - Preference for Rocks or a Dog?
Mikey Ubriacco: [after he and James have brought Rocks home and have seen Daphne for the first time]
I like Rocks better...
James: [putting his hand over Mikey's mouth]
A dog! A dog! Finally a dog! We'll play with your Rocks later.
Mikey Ubriacco: [muffled]
Okay, no problem.
Mollie:
As I was just telling Samantha, there's no way we'd take her precious baby away.
James: [citing the "dog school" Daphne attended; walks away]
Radcliffe, honey, Radcliffe!
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Look Who's Talking Now! - Suit Comparison and Dental Plans
James:
Mike, what do you think of this suit?
Mikey Ubriacco:
You look like my principal.
James:
See? Even he thinks it's stupid.
Mollie:
*He* is not offering you a dental plan.
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Look Who's Talking Now! - The Case for Getting a Dog
Mikey Ubriacco:
We need a dog. Cause like those guys who come to our door to sell stuff, he could chew their legs off.
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Look Who's Talking Now! - The Importance of Dental Hygiene for Kids
Mikey Ubriacco:
I don't wanna brush my teeth. I brushed them last Saturday!
James:
I know, but you're gonna have plants growing out of your mouth.
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Look Who's Talking Now! - Playful Banter Between Characters About Dogs
Mikey Ubriacco:
Stop brushing her, Julie. She already looks like a Q-tip.
Julie Ubriacco:
Your dog smells like a diaper.
Mikey Ubriacco:
Does not!
Julie Ubriacco:
Diaper dog! Diaper dog!
Mikey Ubriacco:
Q-tip head dog.
Julie Ubriacco:
Stinky dog!
Mikey Ubriacco:
Bald-butted dog.
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