Memorable Quotes from David Gallagher
6 quotesPreference for Rocks or a Dog?
Mikey Ubriacco
I like Rocks better...
[after he and James have brought Rocks home and have seen Daphne for the first time]
James
A dog! A dog! Finally a dog! We'll play with your Rocks later.
[putting his hand over Mikey's mouth]
Mikey Ubriacco
Okay, no problem.
[muffled]
Mollie
As I was just telling Samantha, there's no way we'd take her precious baby away.
James
Radcliffe, honey, Radcliffe!
[citing the "dog school" Daphne attended; walks away]
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Suit Comparison and Dental Plans
James
Mike, what do you think of this suit?
Mikey Ubriacco
You look like my principal.
James
See? Even he thinks it's stupid.
Mollie
*He* is not offering you a dental plan.
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The Value of Practical Gifts
Mollie
You want to open another one of your presents?
Mikey Ubriacco
It's probably just more stupid clothes.
Mollie
Well, you know that? If it weren't for them, you'd be freezing your little tushie off right now.
Julie Ubriacco
Yeah!
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The Importance of Dental Hygiene for Kids
Mikey Ubriacco
I don't wanna brush my teeth. I brushed them last Saturday!
James
I know, but you're gonna have plants growing out of your mouth.
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The Case for Getting a Dog
Mikey Ubriacco
We need a dog. Cause like those guys who come to our door to sell stuff, he could chew their legs off.
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Playful Banter Between Characters About Dogs
Mikey Ubriacco
Stop brushing her, Julie. She already looks like a Q-tip.
Julie Ubriacco
Your dog smells like a diaper.
Mikey Ubriacco
Does not!
Julie Ubriacco
Diaper dog! Diaper dog!
Mikey Ubriacco
Q-tip head dog.
Julie Ubriacco
Stinky dog!
Mikey Ubriacco
Bald-butted dog.
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