The Big Lebowski - A Unique Encounter with Bunny Lebowski
Brandt:
Uh, our guest needs to be going now, Mrs. Lebowski.
The Dude:
Oh, you're Bunny.
Bunny Lebowski:
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: [laughs]
Wonderful woman! We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski:
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt:
Ha ha. That's marvelous.
The Dude:
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
The Big Lebowski:
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude:
Dude.
The Big Lebowski:
Huh?
The Dude:
Uhh... I don't know sir.
The Big Lebowski:
Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude:
Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles
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Santa Claus: The Movie - A Christmas Eve Encounter Between Joe and Santa
Joe:
Hey, beat it, man, find your own doorway. Don't crowd me.
Santa Claus:
What are you doing here?
Joe:
I'm pitchin a no-hitter for the Yankees, what's it look like?
Santa Claus:
But it's Christmas Eve! Don't you know what that means?
Joe:
Yeah, it means you're out of a job until next year, you and the rest of the winos.
Santa Claus:
Don't you know who I am?
Joe:
Sure, you're a nut.
Santa Claus:
I'm Santa Claus.
Joe:
Right, and I'm the tooth fairy.
Santa Claus:
Well! I guess I'll just have to do it my way.
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Santa Claus: The Movie - The Birth of Santa Claus
Ancient Elf: [to Santa]
The Prophecy has come to pass, that there would come to us a Chosen One, and that he, having no child of his own, would love all children everywhere, and that he himself would be an artisan, and a craftsman, and a skilled maker of toys. And now, Chosen One, come forward. From this day on, now and forever, you will bring all our gifts to all the children in all the world, and all this to be done on Christmas Eve.
Santa Claus:
How can I do so much in just one night?
Ancient Elf:
Well, know this: time travels with you. The night of the world is a passage of endless night for you, until your mission is done. This is your legacy, and your gift.... as is the gift of flight. Now, all those within the sound of my voice, and all those on this Earth everywhere know that henceforth, you will be called --- Santa Claus. And now, everyone, Merry Christmas.
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