Memorable Quotes from David Huddleston
3 quotesA Christmas Eve Encounter Between Joe and Santa
Joe
Hey, beat it, man, find your own doorway. Don't crowd me.
Santa Claus
What are you doing here?
Joe
I'm pitchin a no-hitter for the Yankees, what's it look like?
Santa Claus
But it's Christmas Eve! Don't you know what that means?
Joe
Yeah, it means you're out of a job until next year, you and the rest of the winos.
Santa Claus
Don't you know who I am?
Joe
Sure, you're a nut.
Santa Claus
I'm Santa Claus.
Joe
Right, and I'm the tooth fairy.
Santa Claus
Well! I guess I'll just have to do it my way.
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A Unique Encounter with Bunny Lebowski
Brandt
Uh, our guest needs to be going now, Mrs. Lebowski.
The Dude
Oh, you're Bunny.
Bunny Lebowski
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt
Wonderful woman! We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
[laughs]
Bunny Lebowski
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt
Ha ha. That's marvelous.
The Dude
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
The Big Lebowski
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude
Dude.
The Big Lebowski
Huh?
The Dude
Uhh... I don't know sir.
The Big Lebowski
Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude
Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles
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The Birth of Santa Claus
Ancient Elf
The Prophecy has come to pass, that there would come to us a Chosen One, and that he, having no child of his own, would love all children everywhere, and that he himself would be an artisan, and a craftsman, and a skilled maker of toys. And now, Chosen One, come forward. From this day on, now and forever, you will bring all our gifts to all the children in all the world, and all this to be done on Christmas Eve.
[to Santa]
Santa Claus
How can I do so much in just one night?
Ancient Elf
Well, know this: time travels with you. The night of the world is a passage of endless night for you, until your mission is done. This is your legacy, and your gift.... as is the gift of flight. Now, all those within the sound of my voice, and all those on this Earth everywhere know that henceforth, you will be called --- Santa Claus. And now, everyone, Merry Christmas.
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