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David Jason Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from David Jason

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Toad Seeks Help with Car Trouble
Toad I say, I wonder if you could help me. Having a spot of bother with me car.
[flags down Reggie, the motorist]
Reggie Oh? Wh-wh-what sort of bother?
Toad Um... em... it's the... uh... crankshaft... it's um... flat.
Reggie Really? Ah ha... I should be able to fix that.
Rosemary (Reggie's Wife) Oh, shall I come too Reggie? Uh. Wh-wh-wh-where's your machine?
[gets out of the car]
Toad Oh... it's over there. If you'd just take a look at it?
[gestures to a spot behind him]
Reggie Oh c-certainly old bean. Anything for a fellow motorist. Oh, I say!
[as soon as they move away from their car, Mr. Toad gets in, puts it in gear and drives away]
Rosemary (Reggie's Wife) Oh. Reggie.
Concerns About Toad's Latest Passion
Mole You know, I really am worried about Toad.
[after crashing his second car]
Rat Oh, don't you worry. It's just another one of his passions. He'll grow out of it.
Toad Toodle-ooo!
[off in the distance]
Rat I hope.
The Nature of Divine Gifts
Albert What good is a god that gives you everything you want?
Death You have me there.
Toad's Promise and the Allure of Cars
Badger Do you mean to say you don't promise never to touch a motorcar again?
Toad On the contrary! I faithfully promise that the first motor car I see... Poop-poop!
[puts on his driving goggles]