Memorable Quotes from David Jason
4 quotesToad Seeks Help with Car Trouble
Toad
I say, I wonder if you could help me. Having a spot of bother with me car.
[flags down Reggie, the motorist]
Reggie
Oh? Wh-wh-what sort of bother?
Toad
Um... em... it's the... uh... crankshaft... it's um... flat.
Reggie
Really? Ah ha... I should be able to fix that.
Rosemary (Reggie's Wife)
Oh, shall I come too Reggie? Uh. Wh-wh-wh-where's your machine?
[gets out of the car]
Toad
Oh... it's over there. If you'd just take a look at it?
[gestures to a spot behind him]
Reggie
Oh c-certainly old bean. Anything for a fellow motorist. Oh, I say!
[as soon as they move away from their car, Mr. Toad gets in, puts it in gear and drives away]
Rosemary (Reggie's Wife)
Oh. Reggie.
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Concerns About Toad's Latest Passion
Mole
You know, I really am worried about Toad.
[after crashing his second car]
Rat
Oh, don't you worry. It's just another one of his passions. He'll grow out of it.
Toad
Toodle-ooo!
[off in the distance]
Rat
I hope.
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The Nature of Divine Gifts
Albert
What good is a god that gives you everything you want?
Death
You have me there.
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Toad's Promise and the Allure of Cars
Badger
Do you mean to say you don't promise never to touch a motorcar again?
Toad
On the contrary! I faithfully promise that the first motor car I see... Poop-poop!
[puts on his driving goggles]
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