Scrooged - Self-Awareness and Regret in Scrooged
Ghost of Christmas Past:
You left Claire for Frisbee the dog? Frank, let me sum this up for you: you don't know who you are, you don't know what you want, and you don't know what the hell is going on!
Frank:
I've made a few mistakes. I gotta live with that. But I do know who I am, I know what I want, and I know what's going on!
Ghost of Christmas Past: [disappeared into a monitor, and whistles to get his attention]
Hey, Frank! Up here!
Frank:
What's going on?
Ghost of Christmas Past:
How should I know? I'm just the ghost! So long, sucker!
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Scrooged - Reflections on Past Choices and Memories
Ghost of Christmas Past:
You still spend the next fifteen years sitting on your ass watching TV.
Frank:
Check the records! I did some stuff. I played baseball. One year, I hit the home-run that won the big game-
Ghost of Christmas Past: [[w:The Courtship of Eddie's Father|The Courtship of Eddie's Father]
That was the kid on ].
Frank:
There was another time, though. I was on a hill covered with flowers, and there was a beautiful girl with pigtails-
Ghost of Christmas Past: [[w:Little House on the Prairie (TV series)|Little House on the Prairie]
PATHETIC! You are so pathetic! That was ]!
Frank:
...Was it the the homecoming episode?
Ghost of Christmas Past: [exasperated]
Yes, it was the homecoming episode of Little House. Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.
Frank:
Yeah? Name one.
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Scrooged - Confronting the Past with Humor and Sarcasm
Frank:
I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
Ghost of Christmas Past:
That's exactly what Attila the Hun said. But when he saw his mother...Niagara Falls!
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Scrooged - Confronting Reality with Humor and Tough Love
Ghost of Christmas Past: [after driving harmlessly through a van; laughs]
GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON!
Ghost of Christmas Present:
Sometimes, you have to SLAP them in the face just to get their attention!
Earl Cross: [pauses for a second]
All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work...'My back hurts, my legs ache, I'm only four! The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!
Promo Announcer:
The night the reindeer died!
Elliot Loudermilk: [[w:Bugs Bunny|Hello wabbit]
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James Cross: [last lines]
My brother, The King of Christmas.
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