Memorable Quotes from David A. Kaye
2 quotesGood News and Bad News Scenario
Michael Zane
I've got good news and bad news.
Jesse Waingrow
What's the good news?
Michael Zane
Your mom's in the trunk.
Jesse Waingrow
What's the bad news?
Michael Zane
She's still alive.
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A Humorous Exchange Over Leftover Fries
Michael Zane
Finish your fries.
Jesse Waingrow
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
Michael Zane
Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
Jesse Waingrow
Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?
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