3000 Miles to Graceland - Good News and Bad News Scenario
Michael Zane:
I've got good news and bad news.
Jesse Waingrow:
What's the good news?
Michael Zane:
Your mom's in the trunk.
Jesse Waingrow:
What's the bad news?
Michael Zane:
She's still alive.
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3000 Miles to Graceland - A Humorous Exchange Over Leftover Fries
Michael Zane:
Finish your fries.
Jesse Waingrow:
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
Michael Zane:
Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
Jesse Waingrow:
Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?
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