Major League II - Challenge Accepted on the Baseball Field
Jack Parkman:
I got your timing now. But I'll bet you don't have enough hair on your ass to throw me another one.
Rick Vaughn:
Well, here it comes, Parkman. Old number 1: The Terminator. You get a piece of it, you can rename it.
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The Lords of Discipline - The Ten Never Sleep
Will McLean:
Bear, what's the Ten?
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
Well, Bubba, when I was a cadet here, back before the beginning of time...
Will McLean:
Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth?
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
That's right, Bubba. Well, they'd say that the Corps sleeps, the cadre sleeps. But the Ten, they don't never sleep.
Will McLean:
And what's the Hole?
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
They say that's where the Ten take you, if you've crossed the Institute in thought, word, or deed. They take you on a ride, and you go down the Hole. Deep into the bowels of the Earth. Into hellfire. And even if you came out alive, you'd wish you was dead.
Will McLean:
Bear, is the Hole a real place?
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
I don't know, Bubba. Is Hell a real place?
Will McLean:
I don't know.
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
I don't know either, Bubba, but I sure as hell don't want to go there, you know what I mean?
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The Lords of Discipline - Conversations on Trust and Acceptance
Tradd St. Croix:
If you ask me it's the General's fault for letting somebody like that in. Or Poteete's father! Now he should've known that the guy was unbalanced.
Will McLean: [''After a brief silence, Will looks at Tradd'']
Yeah, it's just something that he said... Tradd, you wouldn't let Pearce in here, would you?
Tradd St. Croix: [''Another pause'']
Not unless he was coming to cut the grass. Will, I don't have anything against Pearce. It's just the way things are. The way they've always been.
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The Lords of Discipline - Confronting Expectations and Reality in Discipline
Will McLean:
What are you looking for?
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
Fly shit in sugar.... there.
Will McLean:
God-almighty-damn.
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
He ain't here to fry chicken or mow the lawn. Nigger's joining the long gray line.
Will McLean:
Yeah, for about one night, till the Corps of Cadets finds out a, a-
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
Yeah. A pickaninny, a jigaboo, a coon. Why not plain old nigger? He's gonna hear em all, and worse, by tomorrow.
Will McLean: [''The Bear looks pointedly at him'']
Well, what do you want with me? Bear, you're the Commandant of Cadets, it's your job to-
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
It's not my job to play favorites. No, it's gonna have to be a cadet who runs interference for Mr. Pearce.
Will McLean:
Yeah, but interference against the whole Corps?
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
If that's what it takes.
Will McLean: [''Turns away, then looks back at the Bear'']
Oh, Bear... Colonel, are you a racist?
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
Yeah. I'm a racist. I'd like nothin better than to see Mr. Pearce move his black ass right outta here.
Will McLean:
Well, then why not let im get pushed?
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
Because from now on Pearce is one of my lambs, and all of my lambs get an even break.
Will McLean:
Yeah, but puttin my neck out for-
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
Who looked out for you when you were a screw-up knob?
Will McLean:
Well, you did.
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
Who saw something in you besides arrogance? Who made you into a cadet?
Will McLean:
Bear, you did.
Lieutenant Colonel "The Bear" Berrineau:
Bubba, I'm calling my marker due.
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The Indian in the Cupboard - Conflict Over Name-Calling and Identity
Boone: [''after Omri picks him up to stop him from shooting Little Bear'']
I'm tired of getting hauled around all the time! I might of known you'd take the side of that stinking savage!
Little Bear:
He smells, Omri. And he calls me a dirty savage.
Boone:
Oh, I didn't call you *dirty*. I CALLED YOU *STINKING*!
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The Indian in the Cupboard - Cultural Clash in Playtime Conversations
Patrick: [''about Boone and Little Bear'']
Don't put them together. You know; "Cowboys and Indians".
Omri:
Duh!
Boone:
Indians?
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The Indian in the Cupboard - Cultural Perspectives on Gender Roles in Dialogue
Boone:
Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee.
Omri:
Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast.
Little Bear:
Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman!
Omri:
Oh, please. You guys are so old fashioned.
Boone: [''looks at Little Bear'']
I'll have you know I'm a civilized man. Unlike some!
Little Bear:
Where do you come from?
Boone:
I come from TEXAS, Mr. Half-a-brain!
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The Indian in the Cupboard - Desperation for Relief in a Difficult Moment
Boone: [''about whisky''; ''sees Omri and Patrick''; ''beat'']
Not one more drop as long as I live! Ohhhhhhh, my dear sweet lord! I need a drink.
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The Indian in the Cupboard - Boys Tease Boone with Nickname
Boone:
The boys back home call me boohoo Boone!
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Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis Responds to Dating Inquiry
Elvis Presley: [[Elvis Presley]
Son, you're talking to ]! Do I look like a dating service?
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An Officer and a Gentleman - Facing Reality in Military Aspirations
Lynette Pomeroy: [after Sid asks her to marry him]
Oh, Sid, let's do it right now! I wonder where we'll get stationed? I've always wanted to go to Hawaii!
Sid Worley:
Honey, we're not being stationed anywhere. I DOR-ed.
Lynette:
You what?
Worley:
I DOR-ed. I wasn't cut out to be a pilot. I was faking it. I've been faking everything up to now.
Lynette:
But what'll we do? Where would we go?
Worley:
Oklahoma. I'll get my old job back at JC Penney's. Hell, in two years, I'll be floor manager. You're going to love Oklahoma! You and mama will get along great. Money might be tight, so we'll live at home. It's going to work out.
Lynette:
Sid, there's no baby.
Worley:
What?
Lynette:
I'm not pregnant. I got my period this morning. There's no baby, Sid.
Worley:
I'll be god-damned. What do you say we get married anyway? I love you! I don't think I really knew that till just now, just this second. I have never been happier in my life than I have in the last seven weeks. I've never felt so relaxed, and I've never felt so loved for who I really am. Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world.
Lynette:
I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't want to marry you. I really like you. We've had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas, the wife of an aviator. Damn you! God damn you! Nobody DORs after 11 weeks! Nobody!
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An Officer and a Gentleman - Consequences of Personal Struggles in Training
Zack Mayo: [sees Foley off-boarding Worley]
What's going on. You didn't kick him out? Hey, wait a minute. Did he tell you what he's been going through?
Gunnery Sgt. Emil Foley:
It doesn't matter what he's been going through. That's the whole purpose of this zoo. What does matter is that he freaked out for some reason at 25,000 feet, and that can't happen, ever!
Mayo:
You don't understand, sir. He's got a girl in town. She's pregnant. She's put him through hell!
Sid Worley:
It don't matter. That don't matter.
Mayo:
Don't matter? What do you mean? You've got two weeks left. You're out just like that?
Foley:
It can still happen to you too, Mayo-naise.
Worley:
He ain't bullshitting you, buddy.
Mayo: [to Foley]
I'm talking to you, motherfucker!
Worley:
Don't fuck it up for you, man!
Foley:
What did you call me?
Mayo:
I thought the DIs were supposed to help everybody out around here. What kind of human being are you?
Foley:
You better lock it up, boy. You're gonna be going home with him!
Worley:
Zack, go back to the barracks, please.
Mayo:
I don't get this. He's the best candidate in the class, the best student, best leader, the best friend to everybody. Can't you bend your god-damned rules for once?
Worley:
Zack, he didn't ask me to DOR. I went to him.
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An Officer and a Gentleman - Desperation Among Friends in Crisis
Lionel Perryman: [takes out a belt buckle]
Shit. I am not going to make it. Help me out, Sid. You got a spare, man?
Sid Worley:
My spare sucks. You know where the hardware store is.
Perryman:
Zack, I need a buckle, man.
Zack Mayo:
I can't risk it.
Perryman:
You still have plenty of time, man. He's still up with the girls.
Mayo:
Can't do it.
Perryman:
Hey Zack, I got to see my family, man. I couldn't take it if he didn't let me out of here this weekend.
Mayo:
Wouldn't want you to get an honor violation, Perryman.
Perryman:
Okay.
Worley: [as Foley enters]
Attention on deck!
Gunnery Sgt. Emil Foley: [pokes the ceiling tile above Mayo's bunk, revealing his contraband]
In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, it happens to be you, isn't it, Mayo-naise? Perryman, Worley, let us have this room. On the double.
Perryman:
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Worley:
Stow it!
Foley:
Mayo, I want your DOR.
Mayo:
No, sir. You can kick me out of here, but I ain't quitting.
Foley:
Get into your fatigues, Mayo. By the end of this weekend, you'll quit.
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Daredevil - A Fighter's Loyalty and Choice
Fallon:
Jack, it's been a while.
Jack Murdock:
I don't work for you no more, Fallon.
Fallon:
Jack, you never stopped. Did you really think you won all those fights on your own? You're forty-two years old! Miller, Mack, Bendis, they're all my fighters... just like you. And now it's your turn to take a fall. Think about your boy, Jack. I'm sure you'll do the right thing.
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The Two Jakes - Confrontation Over Allegations and Associations
Det. Lt. Loach:
Come on, Gittes. There you were, consorting with a known hoodlum under grand jury investigation... and known to be friendly with your client, Jake Berman.
Jake Gittes:
So, what?
Det. Lt. Loach:
So, either you were doing business with Mickey, or, uh...
Jake Gittes:
Or what?
Plainclothes Policeman:
We got a vice officer who swears you approached him and fondled his privates in the men's room.
Jake Gittes: [to Policeman]
How was it for you?
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The Two Jakes - Lines Drawn in Morality and Disappointment
Jake Gittes:
I wouldn't extort a nickel from my worst enemy. That's where I draw the line.
Det. Lt. Loach:
Well, I'll tell you, Jake. I knew a whore once. For the right amount of money, she'd piss in a guy's face. But she wouldn't shit on his chest. You see, that's where she drew the line.
Jake Gittes:
Well, Junior, all I can say is: I hope she wasn't too much of a disappointment to you.
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