The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain - Claiming a Mountain's Identity and Worth
Morgan the Goat:
I don't want Ffynnon Garw to be on the map because we begged for it, because we, we-we pleaded. No. If Ffynnon Garw has to be a thousand feet, then I say let it be a thousand feet! Put 20 feet, that's all we need, a 20-foot tump and we have our mountain!
Jones the JP:
I'm not sure how legal that is...
Rev. Robert Jones:
Yes, or ethical...
Morgan the Goat:
Legal? Ethical? Wh-- how legal was it to say that a thousand feet is a mountain and 984 isn't, uh? Uh? Do we call a short man a boy, or a small dog a cat? No! This is a mountain, our mountain, and if it needs to be a thousand feet, then by God let's make it a thousand feet!
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