The Pink Panther - Ownership Dispute Over The Pink Panther Diamond
Simone Clouseau:
If I'm not being too nosy your highness, I read somewhere there was some dispute over the ownership of the Pink Panther.
Princess Dala:
It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father. I shall never surrender it.
Sir Charles Lytton:
Why should you?
Princess Dala:
When the present government seized power, they claimed the diamond was the property of the people. There's even some talk of the international court deciding the issue.
Sir Charles Lytton:
I'll tell you what, why don't I steal the diamond, leave that old glove or whatever it is behind, and you and I can split the insurance.
Princess Dala:
All right.
George Lytton: [to Princess Dala]
I feel like dancing. Your Highness?
Princess Dala:
I'd love to.
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The Pink Panther - Betting on the Phantom's Presence
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
I am willing to bet you ten thousand francs, that the phantom is in Cortina at this very moment. Even, perhaps, in this very room.
Simone Clouseau:
How exciting. What do you think, Mr. Tucker?
Tucker:
Oh, I agree with the inspector. You see, Ten of his last fifteen victims have been guests at Angela Dunning's parties.
Sir Charles Lytton:
What are we all talking about?
Simone Clouseau:
The notorious Phantom.
Princess Dala:
I'm afraid I never heard of him.
Sir Charles Lytton:
From the little I've read about him, he seems to be quite a fellow.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Believe me. There are few thieves who are as clever as the Phantom. Each theft is completely different and unique, classic in its conception.
George Lytton:
I thought you were working on the theory that he does repeat himself.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Well, only as far as Angela Dunning's parties are concerned. However, there is one other duplication, but that is his ah... trademark, his calling card, so to speak. He always leaves a white monogrammed glove.
Princess Dala:
Sounds terribly theatrical.
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The Pink Panther - A Playful Exchange of Threats and Affection
Princess Dala: [after Sir Charles Lytton kisses her]
If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.
Sir Charles Lytton:
No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.
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Bachelor Mother - The Importance of Keeping Receipts
Clerk:
Do you have the sales slip?
David Merlin: [to Polly, who is around the corner]
Do you have the sales slip?
Polly Parrish:
I threw it away.
David Merlin: [to the clerk]
You should have kept it. I threw it away.
Clerk:
You should have kept it.
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Bachelor Mother - Responsibility for the Broken Duck
David Merlin:
I wish to return this duck.
Clerk:
Certainly, sir. What's wrong with it?
David Merlin:
It's broken.
Clerk:
I can see that, sir, but I have to know where to lay the blame.
David Merlin:
Lay the blame on the duck!
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Bachelor Mother - Casual Opinions on a New Acquaintance
David Merlin:
So how do you like her?
Louise King:
Pretty good for a fill-in. I'd just as soon go stag.
Polly:
You could, too, with those shoulders.
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Around the World in 80 Days - Exclusionary Traditions in a Changing Society
Phileas Fogg:
My dear... I must ask you to leave these precincts at once. No woman has ever set foot in the club.
Princess Aouda:
Why not?
Phileas Fogg:
Because... that could spell the end of the British Empire.
Ralph:
This is the end.
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Around the World in 80 Days - Cultural Identity and Personal Authenticity
Princess Aouda:
Mr. Fogg, why must you be so... so British?
Phileas Fogg:
Madame, I am what I am.
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Around the World in 80 Days - Moral Dilemma in Foreign Affairs
Phileas Fogg:
You actually mean that unfortunate young woman is going to be burned alive?
Sir Francis Gromarty:
Oh, she's quite resigned to it.
Phileas Fogg:
What if we decided to save her?
Sir Francis Gromarty:
Good heaven, man, you can't interfere with native affairs.
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Around the World in 80 Days - The Cost of Urgency in Unusual Circumstances
Sir Francis Gromarty:
One thousand pounds for an elephant? It's outrageous! You've been diddled.
Phileas Fogg:
Undoubtedly. But it's not often one needs an elephant in a hurry.
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Around the World in 80 Days - Discrepancy in Railway Opening Announcements
Railway Official:
There's still fifty miles of track to be laid between here and Allabahad.
Phileas Fogg:
But the London newspapers announced the opening of this railway throughout.
Railway Official:
That must have been The Daily Telegraph. Never would have read that in The Times.
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Around the World in 80 Days - A Balloonist's Notable Status and Its Consequence
Monsieur Gasse:
Monsieur! You are now addressing the second most celebrated balloonist in Europe.
Phileas Fogg:
And who is the first?
Monsieur Gasse:
He is not available. He was, uh, buried last Tuesday.
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Around the World in 80 Days - The Value of Patience in Pursuit
Saloon Hostess:
Never be in a hurry. You'll miss the best parts in life.
Phileas Fogg:
Madam, you don't understand. I'm looking for my man.
Saloon Hostess:
So am I.
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Around the World in 80 Days - Trust and Responsibility in a Journey
Phileas Fogg:
Give me that red bag. Open it up. We'll need plenty of money. Whatever you do, never let this out of your sight.
Passepartout:
Monsieur can trust me. I will cherish it like - like a woman.
Phileas Fogg:
Don't make love to it. Just watch it.
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Around the World in 80 Days - A Unique Journey to England
Phileas Fogg:
How did you come to England?
Passepartout:
In a clothes basket, sir. I escaped.
Phileas Fogg:
From what?
Passepartout:
Women, sir.
Phileas Fogg:
A ladies man, huh? Well, there are no women in this household.
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Around the World in 80 Days - A Bold Challenge for a Global Journey
Andrew Stuart:
You're pretty glib, Fogg, but I'd like to see you do it in 80 days.
Phileas Fogg:
You're convinced that I could not?
Andrew Stuart:
So much so that I'll wager £5,000 that you can't.
Phileas Fogg:
Let me understand you clearly, Stuart. Are you formally challenging me to undertake a journey around the world in 80 days?
Andrew Stuart:
I am, sir, and I'm prepared to back my conviction by posting my check right here and now.
Phileas Fogg:
Very well, I accept... My gentlemen, I have on deposit at Barings Bank the sum of £20,000. And I'm willing to wager any or all of it upon the same contention. Namely, that I can complete a tour of the world in 80 days. That is to say, 1,920 hours or 115,200 minutes. Would anyone besides Stuart care to participate?
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Around the World in 80 Days - Critique of Whist Game Etiquette
Phileas Fogg:
And furthermore, you play an abominable game of whist. Good day, sir.
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Around the World in 80 Days - The Seriousness of a Wager
Phileas Fogg:
An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.
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