Memorable Quotes from David Sheinkopf
1 quoteA Wedding Revelation and Unexpected Business Proposal
Don Carpenterino
The opening bid will suffice. You have my attention.
[some soldier ants carry sugar cubes]
James
Don Carpenterino, I'm here on behalf of these humans. They will pay you handsomely for your family's lock-picking skills.
Don Carpenterino
You come to me for this, on the day of my daughter's wedding?
James
Wait a minute, which daughter? It's not... Sheila? My Sheila?! She getting MARRIED?!
Ant #1
To a scorpion named Dylan!
Ant #2
Sorry, Boy Scout. I guess Sheila's into bad boys now.
[the ants laugh]
James
We were gonna spend the rest of our lifespans together.
[gasps; cries]
Don Carpenterino
Move on, James. What's your humans best offer.
Dolittle
2 more now...and 2 later. Huh?
[as he hands out more sugar cubes]
Don Carpenterino
Okay, you have yourself a deal. See you around, Boy Scout.
[turns to James]
James
Guys, I'm no Boy Scout. Also, what's a scorpion got that I don't got, besides a massive stinger?
Ant #3
Get over her, James. You dated for 2 weeks.
[the lock opens, sending the ants flying]
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