David Wenham Quotes

Dilios From the time he could stand, he was baptized in the fire of combat. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that death on the battlefield in service to Sparta was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.

Brozzie Maybe I'll invite them for tea, with a nice big croc on the barby.

Sam Flynn Oh come on, Brozzie, they're experts!

Frodo We are Hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee.

Faramir Your bodyguard?

Sam His gardener.

Dilios Immortals". They fail our king's test. And a man who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his spine.

Dilios Remember us." As simple an order as a king can give. "Remember why we died." For he did not wish tribute or song. No monuments, no poems of war and valour. His wish was simple: "Remember us," he said to me. That was his hope. Should any free soul come across that place, in all the countless centuries yet to be, may all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones: Go tell the Spartans, passer-by, that here, by Spartan law, we lie. So my king died, and my brothers died, barely a year ago. Long I pondered my king's cryptic talk of victory. But time has proven him wise. For from free Greek to free Greek, the word was spread that bold Leonidas and his 300, so far from home, laid down their lives, not just for Sparta, but for all Greece and the promise this country holds! Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called ], Xerxes hordes face obliteration! Just there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers, knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of 300. Yet they stare now across the plain at 10,000 Spartans commanding 30,000 free Greeks!

Samuel Stote Without me and my crack shootin', you'd be fucking dingo dinner. 30 yards away, I was. And, pchoo! Blew that black bastard's head right off. It was beautiful.

Martha Stanley She was my friend!

Soldiers On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five cats a-floggin, four nooses swinging, three crows a-pecking, two dogs a-pissing, and little Mikey hanging from a pear tree!

Eden Fletcher If you have to kill one, make sure you bloody well kill them all.

Jacko Fellow in the picture, he live in a cave. Dog man. Big fella. He said Dog Man never sleep. He sit there all day. Sit down, in the cave. Way up. He live with small fella and black fella. Cannot catch him. Cannot kill him.

Jacko Strange mob, you whities.

Dilios They have served the dark will of Persian kings for 500 years. Eyes as dark as night, teeth filed to fangs - soulless. The personal guard to King Xerxes himself. The Persian warrior elite. The deadliest fighting force in all of Asia. The Immortals. The god-king has betrayed a fatal flaw: hubris. Easy to taunt, easy to trick. Before wounds and weariness have taken their toll, the mad king throws the best he has at us. Xerxes has taken the bait. "Immortals" - we put their name to the test.

Elrond He will come to death, an image of the splendour of the kings of men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt, as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell, bound to your grief, under the fading trees, until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent.

Faramir A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.

Frodo This is Sting. You've seen it before, haven't you... Gollum. Release him, or I'll cut your throat!

Gimli Three days and nights pursuit. No food, no rest! Nor a sign of a quarry of what a bare rock can tell!

Gimli I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!

Merry The fires of Isengard will spread. And the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once green and good in this world will be gone. There won't be a Shire, Pippin.

Treebeard It takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Treebeard Many of these trees were my friends. Creatures I had known from nut and acorn.

Uglúk I don't take orders from orc maggots.

Dilios They shout and curse, stabbing wildly, more brawlers than warriors. They make a wondrous mess of things. Brave amateurs, they do their part.