Hoot - A Note and Its Consequences
Roy: [about Dana, after Roy broke his nose]
I wrote him a note, that should be the end of it.
Garrett:
A note? That's adorable. What did you say? "I'm sorry I smoked you. Please don't break every bone in my body. Please leave me one good arm so I can feed myself"?
Roy Eberhardt:
You're hysterical.
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