The Wedding Date - Complicated Family Dynamics and Love
Kat Ellis:
Oh, I should warn you. You know those families where everyone's out of their minds, but at the end of the day they're you family, so you love them? Mine's not like that. I love my dad, but since he's my stepdad, he's technically not family. He's more like a hostage.
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The Wedding Date - Difficulty in Reaching Out to Escorts
Kat Ellis: [to Nick; [Yoda]
You're like the ] of escorts. Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college.
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Along Came Polly - Confrontation Over Betrayal and Throw Pillows
Reuben Feffer:
No, Lisa. I never should've asked you to come down here. I'm not going back together with you.
Lisa Kramer:
What are you talking about? Why?
Reuben Feffer:
Why?" You screwed a scuba diving instructor on our honeymoon. I mean, what kind of cold heartless bitch would do that to someone they love. I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that. Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows. Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay. They serve no purpose, they're purely decorative.
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