Alien from L.A. - Alien Encounter with Unusual Characters
Mambino:
Big confidence from an alien - who walks like a troll, dresses like a worm, and has the voice that gives everyone a headache.
General Rykov:
Your panty-hose are on too tight, Crassus.
Lord Over:
Come here, child. Come closer. So, you are the Wanda.
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The NeverEnding Story - The Loss of Exquisite Gourmet Rocks
Rockbiter:
Where I come from, in the North, we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks. Only now... now, they're all gone.
Nighthob: [chuckles]
I know how it happened.
Rockbiter:
Oh, I-I swear it wasn't me!
Nighthob:
Oh, heck, no!
Teeny Weeny:
I think I know what it was. Tell us more.
Rockbiter:
Near my home, there used to be a beautiful lake. But then... then it... it was gone.
Teeny Weeny:
Did the lake dry up?
Rockbiter:
No. It just wasn't there anymore. Nothing was there anymore. Not even a dried-up lake.
Teeny Weeny:
A hole?
Rockbiter: [starts chewing a rock, and the pieces nearly fall onto the Nighthob]
A hole would be something. No, it was... nothing. And it got bigger and bigger. First there was no lake anymore, and then, finally... no rocks.
Nighthob:
If he keeps stuffing his face like that, soon there won't be any rocks here either!
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